Ray had been noticing his co-worker Janet more and more lately. He knew when walking into a room if Janet had recently been there because the whole atmosphere of the room would be different--it'd be hot, intense, and flower-scented--just like Janet.
She had long athletic legs, big beautiful blue eyes, and a perfect bright smile. Most important to him was the fact that she wore no rings on her left hand. If only he could find the right moment to ask her out...
Unbeknownst to Ray, Janet had often found herself staring blankly at the files in front of her while daydreaming that Ray would take her into his arms and have his way with her. She couldn't take it anymore, she needed to know why he hadn't asked her out. Surely he had picked up on the signals she sent his way? The way she not so casually brushed up against him, hiked her skirt up when she heard him approaching, smiled and subtly licked her lips while talking to him...why wasn't he taking the bait? She decided to find out right then and marched into his office. Swiftly opening the door, letting herself in and slamming it loudly behind her, Janet breathlessly asked, "Don't you find me attractive?"
Ray, still dazed by her dramatic entrance muttered, "Uhh...huh?...whh...what?"