There I am, always very flirty and making suggestive comments, batting my big blue eyes at you. Usually wearing those skimpy shorts and a thin tank top.
Of course you've checked me out, my athletic physique. You can tell I am likely taking advantage of the facility when not working. These long tone legs that seem to go on for days. I'm a dish. So the cutsie flirting is a very nice bonus.
When you are at the gym in the very early morning hours before the sun rises, the place is usually dead. Today you don't really feel like working out, feeling a lack of motivation with a few sore muscles, you opt to just take advantage of the sauna today for some relaxation.
When you step up to the counter there I am as per your daily routine, helpful and smiley as always when you ask about the operating hours of the sauna.
I say, "Of course it's available for use. It's one of the MANY services I can provide for you today."
I walk through a brief recap of the sauna guidelines. "These are also posted on the door, but I suspect nobody ever reads them, so I like to offer a reminder just in case."
I hand you a towel and point in the direction of the sauna, "down the short hall, and the room it's in will be on your left."
Then added, "There's no lock on the door since it's a shared amenity, but if you flip the sign to 'occupied' it may deter people from coming in."
I smile that big friendly smile, bat these bright eyes at you, and say "Enjoy!"