Your Mom and Dad didn't really know better. Their parents before them and theirs before...generations of "decent." When will it ever end.
The thing of it is, it's really small. I mean sure it's average, a good size, adequate if you know how to use it and some...sure more than will admit it...some will tell you the truth, they prefer it. But it's also really really small. So you get your low expectations, your guilt, your inferiority...you try real hard not to overcompensate or abuse. You try to be decent about it. You try an be a good fella, you and your small penis. Lots of couples fall in love and certainly make a life and a kid with less. Not much less, but sure, less is a possibility. Maybe it's more like the same amount. Not exactly less. Sure sometimes less is more.
Here is the problem though. Just like that potential partner, you were hoping for more. In fact just like them, you were hoping for a lot more. So to get the more, you get kinky and queer thoughts. All the sudden your cooking with gas. Neither of you had much to begin with, but now not only do you have each other, but you have a few more additions to what...let's face it...was probably a couple of subtractions. You two minuses, are such a cute couple. Adorable really.
And now you are regularly being reminded of just how darn cute you are. Because you are open for new things and you decided to be honest with each other and frankly the world...you don't have much to offer, beyond being an adorable embarrassment for those of us who are more than the average...sorry...keeping it real...more than small.
I mean just look at you two...tiny dick, short, scrawny & tiny pussy, flat tits...ass, petite...a lot of thin...a lot of diet plan shaming. Who is going to get fucked by the likes of you two? No motion in the ocean is happening here. You never really been fucked right and you don't have the capability. But hopes and dreams...you have that going for you. Your existence make the rest of us appreciate what we got to offer...which let's face it is a hell of a lot in comparison to you average folks. So, in thanks, we share what we got to offer with you.
We do this for you of course. It is our pleasure to put you in your place and allow you to rub that lil' prick or pussy out. If us showing up helps, then by all means, we abide.
While we may not have notice you, you noticed us when we arrived. You whispered to each other after knowing looks. Drinks ready to spill our way. Little miss minus was ready to try to clean up the newly damped slacks, straining to contain this shlong. On the dance floor lil' mr priss was going to squeeze by this massive ass, rubbing on it, swinging around and bumping into these huge tits, with hopes that our guns would nock y'all the fuck out.
It could have gone that way, but we are nice, decent...lovely as fuck people. So instead we are in your bed and his cock is all up in this mega muff fully pounding away, making these thunderous thighs and shelf booty juggle like an earthquake. Tits so huge, needed to rest on your pillows.
