"I mean..what the fuck." Kylie spoke to Amelia from the desk chair in Amelia's apartment.
"I know...I don't know." Amelia's whole face was red and she sat crumpled and endlessly fidgeting at the end of her bed. "I just didn't know how to tell you or if I should tell you-"
"IF?! I'm your best fucking friend I'm supposed to know everything about you! I know that you watched Barney until you were eleven! I know how big a dick every single one of your ex's had! I know that you used to jack off with a toothbrush in middle school-"
"SHHH! I get it!" Amelia buried her face in her hands.
"BUT OH NOO!" Said Kylie, refusing to shhh. "You fuck a good friend of ours, that we see almost EVERYDAY, a guy that would seem very out of character for you to fuck and NOW you get shy with me?!"
"I KNOW! Ok? I know! I would be upset too!"
"DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD."
"It's just after all I've said to him I didn't want to seem like some weak chick he's charmed into bed!"
"Is that what you thought I would think?!"
"No I guess not. I just thought that if I told anyone, it would just...get out and people would judge me and think I was a hypocrite and a whore and stuff."
Kylie put her head in her hand. "For fucks sake Amelia, you're not a hypocrite you were just wrong about him and there's no such thing as a whore."
"Not everyone thinks that way."
"You need to stop caring what other people think before... I kill you. Also I'm not going to tell anyone, obviously."
"...I know, you're right."
After a moment of silence Kylie figured Amelia had suffered enough guilt. She came over and sat behind Amy on the bed and hugged her. Amy turned around and hugged her back and took a deep breath.
"So?" Kylie asked impatiently, breaking their embrace.
"What?"
"Jesus chr-How is it?!" Kylie flailed her open hands.
"Oh." Amelia sighed "Amazing." She winced as she anticipated Kylie's squeal.
"EEEEEEEE!" Kylie bounced and lightly slapped Amelia's arm over and over as she squealed.
"I don't even know how to describe it. He's infuriating and annoying and...fucking fantastic in bed. I hate him and fucking him is all I think about." Amelia felt relieved to finally get these feelings out to her best friend.
"Oh my god you guys are so weird, tell me everything. From the beginning."
So Amelia told Kylie about every encounter with Blake and gave intimate details when Kylie pressed her to do so, which was the whole time.
"Holy shit. That's...so hot!" Kylie responded rolling all over the bed.
"I know! UGHH" Amelia fell back onto the bed and Kylie curled up next to her.
"What's wrong?" Kylie asked quietly.
"I'm supposed to go on a date with Richard but I feel so bad for messing around with Blake while I've been talking to him! He totally seems like my type and I really like him!"
"But?" Kylie encouraged.
"But...I don't know! He's like perfect but all I can think about is Blake!"
"Yeah...but, I mean you haven't spent very much time with him. I bet when you go on your date you'll get to know him more and you'll be more excited about him than you are about Blake."
"Yeah. That's true...But what if I'm not?" Amy asked quietly.
"Look." Kylie turned onto her stomach look Amelia in the eye. "Yes, you've been fucking Blake while talking to Richard but you aren't even sure about Richard at all yet so you have no responsibility to be faithful to him and also, Blake's just been kinda showing up and seducing you. Where has Richard been?"
"He's busy. He's a med student and working and stuff."
"Well, Blake's a working student too but he's making time for you..."
"I highly doubt Blake cares about his grades. And he's only making time to fuck me, it's not like he's asked me to get coffee or anything. It's completely selfish. He's not making time for me he's making time for his dick with me. It's different." Amy scoffed.
"I bet you text each other all the time and actually he's always got A's and B's. "
"Oh." Amelia's cheeks flushed a little.
"Yeah you judgmental bitch!" Kylie laughed and hit Amelia with a pillow.
Amelia laughed a bit but her face fell after some time and she asked "Kylie what do I do?"
"Ok." Kylie sat up. "Go on this date with Richard,"
"Ok" Amy nodded.
"See how you feel about him. If you like him, boom. Solved."
"Right."
"If not, just see where it goes with Blake."
"Wait, what?"
"Why are you thinking about Blake like he's not an option? Do you know how rare it is to find someone you're this sexually compatible with right off the bat?"
"But-"
"You know it took me months to teach Landon how to go down on me right!"
"Yeah but that doesn't-"
"Every judgement you've made about Blake, everything you've loathed him for has turned out to be false. Yeah, ok, he's a bit of a bro, but I think, given your new sexual history, he's worth getting to know."
Amelia was silent. She grew a very concentrated expression.
"I don't think that would ever...be a thing." She finally said clumsily.
"Okay, but you never knowww." Kylie replied in a sing-songy voice.
"Why are you even here?" Amelia teased.
"Oh my sweet little sex kitten." Kylie started, petting Amelia's hair.
Amelia laughed
"You're so wrapped up in your own vagina you hardly notice anything." Kylie wiggled the fingers on her left hand in front of Amelia's face.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" Amelia screamed and practically ripped Kylie's hand off her arm.
"Yes yes yes! I've been saying that a lot today." Kylie tried to appear nonchalant but couldn't help when a giggle escaped her throat.
Amelia tackled her and shook the tiny girl around.
"NOW IT YOUR TURN TELL ME EVERYTHING."
Kylie continued to regale Amelia with the very romantic story of her engagement to Landon. The story was long and their conversation ended up lasting hours as they contemplated Kylie's future wedding plans and eventually, the entire concept of marriage itself. They eventually went out to eat and walked around some stores together to find an outfit for Amelia's date with Richard that evening as well as one for Kylie's engagement announcement photo's.
Amelia ended up being a little early to her date with Richard. She got them a table and waited patiently. She ordered a glass of wine and texted Kylie. Finally Richard showed up, she got up to hug him.
"Hey!" she said.
"Hey, sorry for being late I usually never am." He said as he sat down.
Amelia was expecting him to give an excuse but none came.
"Um it's ok I know..stuff happens." she tried to be understanding. As soon as he opened the menu she happened to glance over at the door and see Blake walk in with two other dudes she didn't know. Her entire body stiffened in a way it had only done so before at the dentist. He passed their aisle of tables and didn't notice her so she breathed a little bit of a sigh of relief. It still freaked her out that he was there. As he turned the corner he looked back and made eye contact with her. He froze for a second and stared at her surprised before continuing on to where the host was leading them.
Fuck! Amelia thought. She looked down panicked at her menu and decided to order a salad as her nerves were on fire and anything else sounded too heavy. She felt her phone buzz silently in her purse. She looked over at Richard and saw that he was still buried in the menu. She sneaked her phone onto her lap to read what she knew was from Blake:
"That headband is cute. U look like a church girl. Tryin to fool Dick into thinking ur a virginal angel? LOL"
 
                             
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                                 
                                 
                                 
                                