The day I met Jora she was wearing nothing but an apron. I was so startled by her appearance I almost dropped the plastic case of cookies I was holding.
She was by far the most stunning woman I had ever seen. Given the fact that I'm from a town just large enough to legally call itself one deep in a holler somewhere you've never heard of, that's probably not saying very much. Still, Jora Hernandez was a special lady. She was somewhere in her late twenties or early thirties with curves that put the road into town to shame. Her tiny red apron covered only her nipples and privates while matching her flaming red dyed hair.
"Can I help you?"
Her husky, sensual voice pulled me from my stunned stupor. She didn't seem angry or even annoyed. She sounded like she hadn't answered the door like this or always answered the door like this.
"Y...yeah, I'm... I'm Hunter."
Her face lit up with recognition and excitement.
"Right! Mike told me you'd be joining us for Friendsgiving this year."
She pulled me into a big hug.
"It's not till tonight though."
"Crap. I was sure he said it was going to be noon."
"It was but I had to change it at the last minute. Work emergency. He was supposed to tell you."
"Probably forgot about me."
"How could anyone forget about a cutie like you?"
I blushed at her compliment.
"I'll come back in a little bit."
"Don't be ridiculous."
She grabbed me by the hand and pulled me inside.
"I could use the company. Not to mention an extra hand in the kitchen."
"Are you sure your... boyfriend? won't mind?"
"Boyfriend?"
"It's just... uh... it looks like you were... entertaining someone. Not that I'm judging!"
"Silly boy, no, no I'm single. I'm also a nudist. When I'm at home at least."
"Oh."
"How about you?"
"I tend to keep my clothes on at home. Awkard with a dorm mate you know."
She laughed.
"I meant are you single?"
"Oh! Yeah, yeah, I am. I've only been in town a couple of months and school hasn't left me with much time to date. Not with a part time job with your father anyway."
"What do you do for the old man, anyway?"
"Receptionist."
"Sounds boring."
"It is but the pay helps with student debts a little so that's good. What do you do?"
"Catering."
"Oh, wow, that doesn't sound boring at all."
"No, but it can be pretty frustrating at times."
"I'm sure."
"Good thing I love to cook as much as I love to fuck."
I nearly dropped the cookies again.
"Sorry. I was born without a filter Mike always says. My brother's treating you well isn't he?"
"Oh yes, he's been great. He's the one that invited me. This is my first Thanksgiving away from home."
"Well then, I'm going to make you feel very welcome this weekend."
With that she leaned in and gave me a quick peck on the lips. I was left speechless as she turned and headed for the open-air kitchen. Not as speechless as I was when I got a good look at the massive snake tattoo covering her right butt cheek. Who was this woman? There was no way she and buttoned up Mike were related.
"You just gonna stand there or are you going to help me out?"
With ever growing trepidation, I followed. I sat the cookies down on a counter out of the way.
"S...so, what are we working on first?"
"Turkey's roasting so let's get mixing on those rolls. Take your clothes off."
"What?!"