There are a couple of things you never expect to hear your friend say, "Would you be willing to fuck me wife" is probably at the top of the list. But that's exactly what my friend Brian asked me as we were walking down a fairway playing golf last week. My wife and I were back home for Thanksgiving and I was spending some much needed time away from the family when Brian dropped that bomb-shell on me. Brian and I have known each other for about 10 years, and the only contact I have ever had with his wife is when she answers their phone or a few minutes inside of their house when I was picking him up to go to a ball game or whatever. I have always thought Brian's wife Donna was an attractive lady, and I knew she worked out all the time. I even saw her in a two piece workout outfit a few times and thought to myself that Brian was a lucky guy. But before Brian's question I never thought of Donna in a sexual way.
I didn't exactly know how to respond to his question. At first I thought it was just a weird way of asking if I thought she was attractive so I said, "You're one lucky son-of-a-bitch, Donna's pretty hot. A lot better than you disserve." We both laughed then he said, "I'm serious. If Donna wanted to fuck you would you do it?" I didn't say anything, I just looked back at him trying not to fall over after such a shocking question. After a few seconds of awkward silence Brian launched into this story about how he found Donna chatting on the Internet. One morning he heard some unusual noise coming from their office and peeked through the slightly open door without her knowing that he was watching and Brian saw his sweet, innocent wife stripping in front of their web cam. He couldn't see what she was typing or reading, but it wasn't hard to figure out with his wife sitting there half naked and masturbating. He told me that he didn't say anything to her about what he saw, especially since later on that day she gave him a blow job while he was watching TV then climbed on him and they had what he said was their best sex ever. A couple of days after he saw her in front of the computer Brian did some digging and found a bunch of emails and pictures from guys and girls. There were erotic stories and a lot of quick notes thanking her for a great time on the Internet. Brian was shocked to say the least. So was I, listening to a story I was more likely to read in Penthouse Letters then hearing from one of my best friends. When Brian finished telling me about his wife's secret online life my mind wondered back to his original question, and I began to think if he really was serious about me sleeping with Donna.
After a few minutes of silence as we continued our round of golf Brian said, "So you never answered my question. If Donna wanted to fuck you would you do it?" "Why do you want to know?" was my response trying to duck the question. Brian's answer shocked me more than his story about catching his wife online, "After I found those emails I asked Donna about them and told her that I wasn't upset or jealous, but that I just wanted to know why she started going to the chat rooms. She told me that she was curious about how other people made love since she had only been with me and thought that this was a very safe way to find out." I kind of knew what was coming next and realized then that my friend really was asking me to have sex with his wife. As I suspected, Brian asked his wife if she ever wanted to be with someone besides him and that conversation led to both of them deciding that Brian should ask me.
My mind was racing. I am married myself, so not only did I have to consider if this would ruin my friendship with Brian but I was also worried about what would happen if my wife found out. I must have been thinking without talking for longer than I realized, because Brian made some comment about never seeing me speachless for so long. "Look I know what you are worried about. Tina would never find out and as long as you and I never speak about it I think we could just act like it never happened," Brian said as we walked up the last fairway. He added, "Look if you don't do it she's going to end up with some asshole that she meets on the Internet or some other random guy. At least I know she's not going to be fucking some psycho or get infected with some disease." Figuring that since these two had discussed everything else that they must have at least partially planned the meeting I asked, "So where would we get together?" Brian laughed, "I knew you always wanted to fuck her you horny little bastard. What about right now? I can bring you back to my house then disappear for a while."
