"Shit Jack, I had no idea your wife could be such a hardass bitch!" Bob said as he walked into the yard the next evening while I was grilling dinner. "I mean, that woman took me to my knees like it was nothing."
"I knew she'd taken a class, but I hadn't ever seen her have to use it."
"Well, she made a believer out of me." He chuckled. "I don't think I'll be calling her that kind of thing anymore either."
"It wouldn't be a good idea."
"You know, when I was fucking Jen and thought it was her, it really was a good fuck. I had no idea Jen could feel so, so, shit, I don't know what to call it. It was different. It didn't feel like her."
"Maybe it was because she'd already had sex?"
"You sure as hell gave her a good fucking. I've never seen her orgasm like that. I mean, even when we're having a lot of sex, she doesn't come like she did on you. Fuck, she came grinding herself on you, after you already made her climax with your fingers, and then twice more with you inside. Then she came for me and again after we got home. Hell, that was what, six times? I had no idea she could come like that."
"Maybe she's got more to offer than you think."
"I dunno. I mean, looking at her in the shower this morning, she was still the same old Jen. Not bad looking, but not exactly spectacular either. Not like Mandy. Shit man. She's one fucking hot bitch!"
"Mandy's a lot older. I don't know how you can think she's better looking than your wife. I personally think that Jen is pretty damn sexy."
"Then you take Jen and I'll take Mandy and we'll see who wears out who fastest!" he said with a chuckle.
"Better not let her hear you talking about her like this, you might end up on the floor again."
"Yeah, I know. Never been taken down by a woman before. Kinda hot, isn't it: knowing she could kick your ass if you don't fuck the right way?"
I looked at him, shaking my head. "I don't think that's exactly what she had in mind. It was more, 'don't touch me,' not, 'come have rough sex.' If you tried to rough her up having sex she'd kick your balls so hard you might never find 'em again."
"Does that mean she's talked about having sex with me?"
"Hell no!" I snapped. "You don't get it, do you? Everything she's doing is to try and help you and Jen work together to fix your problems. She's not trying to throw herself in the middle of your relationship."
"But you had sex with Jen. How does that work, that you do and I don't?"
"What? You think that because I had sex with Jen that Mandy should put out?"
"Sure, sounds fair to me, right?"
"I didn't have sex with Jen for my pleasure. I had sex with your wife so that you'd realize that it does make a difference if someone is fucking your wife. I'd be upset as hell to find out Mandy was fucking some other guy. Even worse if it was something she was doing behind my back while on business trips."
"It wouldn't have to be behind your back. I mean, you could have had any woman you wanted at that party, just for the asking."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Ellie's party! That's what you were talking about, wasn't it? Me fucking Ellie and those women on business trips? Shit, I didn't have to even hardly ask Ellie. I flirted a little and she said she wanted to show me something. Next thing I know, we're in her bedroom and she's butt naked. Hell, she didn't have anything on but that dress. She was expecting to be laid by someone. Just turned out to be me."
"Wait, you're saying she was planning on having sex at the party?"
"Dude, more than half the women there didn't have anything on under their dresses. What do you think?"
"And you know this, how?"
"Because at least four different women showed me their goodies," he said with a grin. "If I'd have known that it was a quiet swap party before I got to Ellie, I might have laid more than just her."
"Quiet swap party?"
"Yeah, that's what Ellie called it. Quietly swapping partners. Just for a little while. Ellie told me about it while she was getting dressed. I thought you knew and just weren't playing."
"Shit. I had no idea. Explains a lot, though."
"Like?"
"The number of women that were hitting on me any time Mandy was away from me. Hell, I had one stick her hand down my pants."
"Well, now you know why." He chuckled.
"How the hell did we get invited to a swingers party?"
"Jen and Mandy were both invited by Ellie, so you'd have to ask them, unless Ellie invited you hoping to get into your pants. I have to admit, you did one hell of a job making Jen scream last night."
"Ellie wouldn't try and do that, not with Mandy right there, would she?"
"She slipped off and fucked me with Jen there. Why wouldn't she do you too? I bet if Mandy would have disappeared for a little while you'd have had all you could handle. I'm surprised some of the guys there didn't put moves on her."
"She wouldn't have taken to it very well."
"Who wouldn't have taken to what very well?" my wife asked as she walked out the back door with a beer in her hand. "Hello Bob. Arm feeling okay today?"
He grinned at her. "Yeah. Feels fine. Never would have thought you'd take me down like that."
"You keep pissing me off, I might make it more of a habit." She turned and looked at me. "So, who would have been upset about what?"
"Bob was telling me that that party where he bedded Ellie. It was a swingers party: something called a quiet swap party. If some guy tried to put the moves on you, you wouldn't have taken it very well."
"Who says some guy didn't 'put the moves on me', as you put it."
"One did?"
"Several did. And don't think I didn't see that young woman put her hand down your pants. Yes, I knew what kind of party it was, and I agreed to go, but not to participate, but to watch."
"To watch? Watch what? " I asked in surprise.
She shrugged. "How it worked. Ellie's been trying to get me to agree to let her try you out, with Ron getting to try me out. She convinced me to come to the party, just to see how it all works, no expectations. Just watch, talk to people, that kind of thing."
"Wait, you're thinking about trying swapping? Since when?" I asked, almost dropping my spatula as I turned toward her.
"Oh, off and on for a while. Greg was hitting on me one day when I was laying out getting some sun. I told him I wasn't interested unless he brought Ronnie over naked for you. I figured it'd shut him up."
"Wait, you told Greg that he could have sex with you if he brought Veronica over naked?"