This story is based on a combination of true stories, with a lot of fiction thrown in, actually, to make it (hopefully) a better story.
Friends are good to have. Friends like Joanie, though, are rare.
Warning:
There is group sex in this story
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Call me naive. Or better, call me Rod, which is my name: I'm Earl Cornfeld, to be precise, but everyone calls me Rod. Don't ask.
Even at the beginning, I knew it was too good to last. I had fallen for Melissa Bock, hook, line, and sinker. We were sixteen and off at a summer boondoggle for around six weeks, far away in Britain, and I was taken with her eyes, which resembled kaleidoscopes, with amazing specks of emerald, gold and brown, and an overall blue effect. She was only feet five tall, and aside from her pretty face, most of the rest of her body was her boobs. We were sixteen at the time, and the way she would look up to see me, with adoration in her eyes, would melt the heart of any teenage boy. My own heart was a case in point.
I also could not get over her glorious boobs. Hey, I was sixteen and had a lot of hormones.
Melissa and I fooled around, of course, but she wouldn't give it up to me for two long years, until we were both eighteen. I was too young to realize it, but having sex with her was the best I would ever have for the rest of my life. The kicker was that we ended up going to schools across the country from each other. I went to college back east, to please my father, and she went to the local branch of the University of California, which was Santa Cruz, a kind of redwood forest summer camp masquerading as a college.
You take a girl like Melissa and put her far away in a different college, and you have to think a lot of yourself if you expect the relationship to last forever. It didn't. Melissa met someone else, although she didn't tell me that when we broke up, but it didn't matter. I was history for her, and that was that. She couldn't handle having two lovers at the same time. Pity. Well, we had a good run.
Now I was back in California, going to graduate school to try to make something of my life, and Melissa was off in Texas, of all places, working for a living, and no doubt trying not to get shot. I had not yet replaced her with another girlfriend, not that one can ever truly replace a true love; but one can certainly find a girlfriend to prevent terminal blue balls, and that, I hadn't yet done. It was by now, I must say, fairly high on my to-do list.
As it turns out, however, fate has a way of deciding things for us.
I live next door to a sexpot. We live in a small apartment complex not far from the beach, in Southern California. Despite that, neither I, nor my neighbor, are beach bums. We both work for a living, and we both work hard. Some would say we both work very hard, at least if the criterion is the number of hours spent at work on a given day. We're both in our mid-twenties, or some might say late twenties in my case, and carving out careers. That's definitely the case for me, and I assume it's also the case for my neighbor Joanie Higgins.
Joanie and I couldn't be two more different people. Joanie's body, those parts she shows to the world, that is, are adorned with tattoos. Her hair changes color often (this week it's blue; last week it was green). Her body jewelry makes her a walking advertisement for a punk jewelry store in Mission Beach.
In contrast, I'm a Brooks Brothers kind of guy.
Joanie, like almost everyone else our age who is looking for the big time and has some smarts, works in high tech, which easily tolerates her extreme counter culture appearance. I, on the other hand, work for the fisheries. That's a branch of the Federal Government (NOAA, to be precise) which 'supervises' the fishing industry. I say 'supervises' in scare quotes, because what we really do is help the fishing industry in every way we can. They compensate us with bribes, uh, I mean, consulting contracts. All in all, it's not clear which is a more lucrative career choice: Joanie's, or mine. One thing is clear, both are lucrative, eventually; just not yet.
Joanie and I are not just neighbors. We're friends, and we help each other out. Mostly, actually, I help her, and happily too, because whenever she asks me to come over, she is rather scantily clad. When Joanie asks for my help, her requests are genuine. In the last two months, she has asked me to open a jar, kill a spider in her bathtub that was the size of Montana, change a lightbulb she could not reach, and fix a dripping faucet.
I thought about suggesting she buy, or even buy for her, a leverage device for opening jars; an aluminum step ladder so that she could reach things high up (such as the light bulb -- Joanie is only five feet, two inches tall); and a book about fixing trivial household plumbing repairs -- but I didn't.
I refrained because I like going over next door to help her. She always rewards me, you see, with either a glass of top-flight cabernet, or a selection of cookies she just baked, or both. I also inevitably receive the benefit of some kind words, and some flashes of delectable female flesh.
It's not all one way, either. Sometimes I ask Joanie over to help me with a computer issue. I'm pretty good with technology, but computers don't like me. I don't know if they like Joanie or not, but clearly, they are scared of her. When it comes to malicious computers, it is better to have them scared than affectionate. I think Machiavelli wrote something about that, in his famous book,
The Prince.
He put it more elegantly, although everything sounds better in Italian. He wrote something like, "It's better to be feared than to be loved." Of course, he wasn't talking about computers back in the 16th century when he wrote
The Prince
, but if he were alive today, I'm sure he would agree that his insight applies equally well to computers.
One day it was super-hot, a perfect day to be wasted at the beach, but alas, I spent it in my air-conditioned office at the fisheries, located on the cliffs of La Jolla. Back home in the evening, after a burger and fries, washed down with a Negra Modelo, at The Last Race, one of the few remaining working class bars in the beach town area near the Del Mar race track, I was relaxing on my couch, watching the tube. My sliding glass doors to my small balcony, overlooking the recessed railway, were wide open, and my noisy fan was on top speed. I barely heard the soft knock on my front door.
"I need a big, strong man," Joanie said, as I opened the door. No doubt she was once again using her technique of flattering me to get me to do something trivial, such as opening a jar.
If I was a shade embarrassed to be wearing only my briefs, it was nothing compared to what Joanie was, or wasn't, wearing. I wondered if she heard the BOING as my cock jumped to full mast, creating a prominent tent in the obvious place. Luckily, her eyes stayed focused on mine. My eyes, in contrast, could not get enough of Joanie just then. The reason is clear: I'm a heterosexual male, and Joanie was wearing bikini cut, lace panties, a tight T shirt, and nothing else, if you don't count body jewelry, nor perfume.
I should point out that I'm a sucker for perfume, especially the strong musky scents, such as Opium, by Yves St. Laurent. I'm also a sucker for women with delightful boobs, no bra, and a tramp stamp tattoo on their lower back, as Joanie had. Add to that a tight T shirt that offers lots of potential free peeks, cut off to reveal some flat, taut midriff, and sexy, lace panties, and I was totally sunk. Joanie, at this point in our neighborly relationship, knew all of that quite well, too. She clearly needed a major favor, and she was pulling out all the stops!
"You're big and strong. You were in the army, too, weren't you?" Joanie asked.
"Yes. I was an MP and a Ranger," I said. Joanie should have known that, but she may have forgotten. The woman is scatterbrained.
"You say that meaningfully," she said
"It means I was tough and knew how to subdue angry men. Men who were trained to kill," I said. Okay, okay, I was trying to impress her. So, sue me.
"Were you good at it?" she asked.
"Yes," I said, in all simplicity.
"Good! I suspected as much. I need your help against Brian, please. I'll make it worth your while," Joanie said, standing there suggestively in T-shirt and panties, smelling wonderfully of Opium. Worth my while? Was she finally going to agree to teach me C++?
"Brian?" I asked in reply. I had no idea who Brian was.