Kevin had just finished cleaning his apartment and was getting ready for the shower when the doorbell rang. He silently swore to himself that if this was yet another visit from Jehovah's Witness, the third that week, he would drag them into the apartment, tie them up and then force them to sit and watch him and his friends getting shitfaced. While they all cursed like sailors. A whole fucking lot.
He looked around for his t-shirt, but it had already been dumped into the dirty laundry hamper. 'To hell with it,' he thought, 'Jehovah's Witness has to take a shirtless rejection.' Kevin spent a lot of time in the gym, and he knew that he had nothing to be ashamed of...a six pack and a good set of pecks. Hey - he might even get one of the dry old church ladies a little excited, right?
Kevin opened the door and was taken aback when he found Brooke standing there. Brooke had been a good friend of his for many years. He was going out with her and a group of their friends later that night, but she was almost an hour early.
"Hey" she said with a big smile. "Looks like you were expecting me." He had always had a very easy relationship with Brooke. They were constantly bantering and at times the banter turned into innocent flirting. Usually after some alcohol had been consumed.
"Not unless you came here for a shower." Kevin retorted.
"You scrub my back if I scrub yours?"
"Something along those lines. You have a dirty back?"
"It might be. Dave wanted to do me on the kitchen floor yesterday." Dave was Brooke's fiancΓ©, and a friend of Kevin's.
"Speaking of Dave, where is he? Still cleaning the kitchen floor?"
"He'll be a little late. He's coming straight from work. I was getting bored at home, so I thought I'd stop by early to entertain you." The flirting was getting a little heavier than normal given that no booze was being consumed, and Kevin was feeling slightly uncomfortable. It wasn't just that Brooke was engaged; Kevin had a girlfriend as well, and although no vows were about to be exchanged between the two of them, he still drew a line is the sand when it came to other women: See but don't touch. Flirt, but don't pick up.
"How about you do my laundry while I shower?"
"Epic fail, Buster. I don't do any man's bidding. Or his domestic chores for that matter. How about if you fetch me a beer and I'll wait for you right here." Kevin went to the kitchen and poured her a Ballast Point IPA. As he handed it over, Brooke added: "And be quick, or I may be drunk and indecent when you return."