Part 1 - MY NEW OCCUPATION
The first day I arrived in Juneau, Alaska the sky was a deep blue. The air was cool and frosty, there were no clouds on the horizon. I love the cold weather, the white fresh snow, the green forest, and the wild creatures that live there. I emigrated to Alaska thinking I'd have no problem securing employment. But I came to the wrong place for work. I should have gone to an area that valued education. Here in Juneau, the public values hand and blow jobs most highly. So, where did I end up working? In a massage parlor!
There is no lack of these establishments in the State Capital of Alaska. You can find more than twenty-five places where you can get your wang greased, and if you are a high flier, your belly as well. Try not to hit the ceiling, I don't like climbing a ladder to clean up.
When I went to work for Mr. Fang, I was surprised when he greeted me with, "Bienvenue en Alaska." Mr. Fang spoke excellent French. He was a well-educated man. I shouldn't have been surprised. Mr. Fang explained that although his native country was never a French colony, Thailand's interaction with France began in the Sixteenth Century and continued into modern times.
Mr. Fang was very tall for an Asian. He had dark black hair and a Fu Manchu mustache. He was a real pro who owned several massage parlors, managed by members of his trusted family. This flagship parlor had a red-painted door and the rest of the one-story building was candy-striped.
The parlor's name was on a sign with big letters that stretched across the building. It said simply, "CUM'IN ATCHA." I thought at first this was an Eskimo name. In fact, it was an accurate description of what we were offering.
Mr. Fang suggested I work one week for free, and during that time, I could watch how the other girls did their work on the security TV kept in his office. There was no tape machine hooked up to the video. To make tapes would have been illegal and provided evidence of the blatant sexual activities that went on.
The color camera transmissions were of a good definition but served purely for security. If the security officer saw violence in a massage cubical, he'd come forward. Usually, Mr. Fang acted as the security guard, but he was one tough mother fucker. On one occasion, I saw him reduce an abusive client to tears with one slap to the face.
I watched Giselle, Fanny, and Tiffany do their job the first few days. The girls were mostly bleached blonde with shaved pussies. Mr. Fang gave me a new violet-covered paperback entitled "The Art of Erotic Thai Massage - 5th Edition" All the rudimentary moves are inside the book, plus hints on how to give a happy ending in several different ways.
Mr. Fang hired me on a trial basis. No one insisted I provide the client with a happy ending. At first, I was pretty reticent to touch a strange man's privates. Mr. Fang called me into his office after the first few days to discuss my technique.
"Francine, we charge $80 an hour for our service and $45 for a half-hour. We pay you $20 for the half-hour and $38 for the full hour. You do the math. What is your average tip, Francine?"
"Usually $10, sometimes $20."
"OK, how much do you think the other girls make?"
"More? I guess the guys like them better?"
"Not them," Fang shouted, "they like what they do. The other girls get $30 to $50 in tips for wanking or sucking off one customer."
"Are you kidding? Then I recalled that when I watched the girls on the video, they would turn their back to the camera and lean forward. I thought something might be going on.
"Not only do the girls get good tips, and gifts, but they keep the customers coming back, which means more money for me," said Mr. Fang. "Francine, your return rate is the worst. When they come in, they talk to me. A lot of horny guys say they like you. But they want a full-fisted masseuse. They say they'd like you to let them grab your big pink tits, but you pull away."
I was surprised by his negative comments. When Mr. Fang called me in I thought he was going to tell me what a good job I was doing.
I responded, "I understand what you are saying. Let me think about it."
"Think fast, or tomorrow is your last day."
Mr. Fang opens at 10 am. The bright yellow sun was peeking through the clouds. He was waiting for me inside the door,
"OK, Francine, what's it gonna be?"
He had a heavy Asian accent, but I had no problem understanding him.
"I thought about it, Sir, and you are right. I'll do it."
"You'll do what?"
"I'll jerk the guys off."
With the wave of his finger, he indicated I should follow him into his private office. Once inside, he closed the door and threw off his robe. Stripped bare, his skin was a light creamy shade with very little body hair. He lay down on his massage table.
"Tu vas commencer par Moi" (You can start with me), he said as he laid down face up.
"First Francine, when a client lies face down with his head over the hole in the massage table, he is saying, "'I want a massage.'"
"When he lies down with his back on the table, as I am now, he is saying, 'jerk me off or blow me.'"
"Oh." That was when my eyes focused on his large genitalia.
"Francine, I know you can give a good standard massage. What is my posture saying to you?"
"Branle moi ou copule moi oralement (Jerk me off or blow me)"
"Yes, very good, bravo, you are a quick learner."
"OK, Francine, the first thing you do, when the client undresses and lies on the table, and you have started the massage, is, at a certain point if you see he has an erection, ask the client in sign language, what he wants. This way, if he is a policeman, he cannot record your answer. You make a circle with your thumb and index finger and move it up and down. Or you move your hands in front of your mouth and do the same. All men know what that means."
Mr. Fang continued, "I should add, if you ever get a client who you suspect is from law enforcement, who asks a lot of questions, don't answer, just come and get me. I know the head of the police, and I can take care of any problem. The Chief comes in every now and then for the full treatment, and we never charge him. So Francine, what do you do?"
"I do this." (repeating the sign language)