The Blues
It was May, near the end of the school year. Jean-Paul and the rest of the "French Teachers" would soon be going home, with only a few returning in the fall. None of the women I knew were planning to come back, and neither was Jean-Paul. To arrange for their return all the Teachers, with a few exemptions, gathered at the Department of Education in Baton Rouge for a thank-you dinner and encouragement to return the next year. None were buying it.
One of those exceptions was Claire Blues, Jean-Paul's girlfriend. She was called Blues because of her preference for B.B. King and Lightn' Hopkins, and her massive collection of albums by dozens of obscure blues and jazz musicians.
After doing her school duties that day she had driven to LeBlanc's Shell with her Ford Maverick for one or more of the multiple repairs associated with a Ford Maverick. She was there when I arrived to get gas.
"Jack," Claire called from the garage. "Glad you're here."
I returned the salutations and walked over to see her while the Shell gas jockeys (remember them?) tended to my car. I remember asking why she was not in Baton Rouge, and she provided an explanation that I never really understood. Her English was rather good - much better than my French - but some explanations can get complicated.
"They won't be able to get to my car until tomorrow - a part they need, I think. Can you give me a ride home?"
"Of course," I said. "But first I have to go across the street to the Winn-Dixie to pick up a few things. My cupboard is bare."
"Quoi?"
"English nursery rhyme: Mon placard est vide."
"D'accord, OK, I think. But I can make you dinner."
"That won't be necessary," I did like the idea, but I wasn't sure what Jean-Paul would think.
"I won't let you say no. My cupboard is full. So is my Frigidaire."
"Well, at least let me buy us some wine at the store."
"You've got a deal," she offered, followed by something in French which I didn't understand - I had run into an awful lot of that lately, and not all of it from the French Teachers.
So, we drove across the street to the Winn-Dixie, bought a bottle of Chianti and a loaf of bread, and drove to the House of the Three Claires. Actually, the "House" was a portion of the second floor of the old rectory, situated across the street from the church.
You know, following Claire up the tall stairs was a treat: Damn, she had a terrific ass. If you've been following my tales of The French Teachers, or any of my stories for that matter, you know how I hit the jackpot in my new job. Someone who likes ass as much as I do couldn't have found a better place to be. But Jean-Paul's Claire? Nah, too complicated. I'll just have dinner. No pot, just half the bottle of wine.
"Do you like Italian food?" Claire asked.
"Doesn't everybody," I answered. "But, really, just make it something simple and quick. I can't let you go too much out of your way for me."
"Carbonara: bacon, onion, pasta, egg and cheese. Fifteen minutes. Mostly to cook the linguini."
"Can I help."
"You can chop the onion." I think she said that to get me out of her way while she cooked.
Claire went into the pantry, emerging with a box of pasta, a jar of seasoning and a bottle of Caribou, a fortified wine once popular in French Canada that I was about to taste for the first time.
Claire filled half of two juice glasses. I took a sip, expecting a wine-like taste. Bong!!
"This is what we drink in Quebec when it's cold. It's got wine and whiskey and maple syrup."
"And formaldehyde?"
"No." And she finished her glass in a single pull. So, I did the same. Claire refilled my glass, this time almost to the top, advising, "Not so fast this time."
I did not intend to do so. In fact, I had no intention of even having another.
So I sat at the table in the kitchen alcove, sipping Caribou, chopping a small red onion and staring at Claire's ass.
"You know Paul and I are just friends," she said as she stirred the bacon in the Teflon skillet.
"Could have fooled me." I was sort of hoping it was true but I knew better. "I see your Maverick in the driveway and you coming up and down the stairs at all hours of the day."