Today had been a typical workday on my part. Filling forms, typing shit, you know...work. So it should come to no surprise that I was ready to go home, right? Just an average working class girl who couldn't wait to get home and see her husband, and do tortuous, sexually painful things to him. I stared down the regulation-based black and white clock while the floor manager peered down at us like a chicken hawk on the prowl. There was no early escape today. I hurried to scribble the last few words onto the form I was filling out, a random informational checklist for the new 401k plan they've just pushed upon us, and scrambled to gather my things like a school kid trying to beat the bell.
And then it was five.
I took off from my seat like I was outrunning the school principal and darted to the elevator. Everyone else was lined up for the next one so I vaulted someone's briefcase and slammed open the door to the stairs. My kitten heels clicked like a tap dancer as I expertly navigated my way to the basement and burst through the door to the parking garage. My little ford ranger sat waiting for me as I thrust the key into the lock and slid inside. I shifted into reverse and struggled to control myself.
Traffic was horrible, it seemed to move an inch every minute. I tried to calm down and even took the time to try and do myself up. I opened my glove compartment and slid some hot pink hair gel into my short back hair and attempted a style while fixing the longer front into a sleek mass. After the eyeliner was touched up traffic finally started to move, so I had no time to do anything else. By the time I pulled into my little suburban home I could almost feel myself dripping with anticipation. I knew where he would be, tied to the bed by his wrists and blindfolded. Maid services could be paid to do anything, even slip by to tie up your husband thirty minutes before you got off from work. I opened the front door and tried to take my time and prepare myself before heading to the bedroom, but it was no use. I dropped my briefcase and hopped over our Rex, our bull terrier, before quietly opening the door to my bedroom....
He was beautiful, as always. This was only the third time I've done this to him, and the last time was six months ago, so he was kinda shocked. I could still see him trembling. This maid had been considerate and left the fan off after she undressed him and tied him up. He lay supported on a mountain of pillows, just like the king he was. His eyes were covered by his favorite red tie that I wore to work almost all the time. Luckily today I hadn't. Today was our anniversary. Five years.