I'm an amateur erotic fiction writer. Please be gentle with me. This was written as a gift for a friend. I hope she enjoys this. It was quite fun to write =)
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Victoria Dean was born March 8th, 1978 as Victoria Sanders, making her at the moment of arriving home from work March 8th, 2006 twenty-eight years old, a Pisces, married, and very resentful of having to go to work on her birthday. Corporate attire was almost a sin on a day clearly meant for t-shirts and jeans, which she fully intended on changing into as she walked through the front door of her home.
A voice greeted her from another room, "Hey sweetheart!" It was the voice of her husband, Alex, from their kitchen.
Victoria was fussing with a strap on her dressy shoes, trying to undo them standing up without having to indignantly squat on the floor. A pair of men's black Oxford dress shoes walked into her field of vision, and she looked up to see Alex standing before her offering a drink.
"Happy birthday," he said smiling, presenting a glass of white wine.
Victoria, abandoning her struggle with her sling-backs, took the glass and beamed, "Awww honey, thank you." He gave her a gentle smooch and led her by the hand into the kitchen.
"Come. I made yum-yums," he said with a detectable sense of eagerness about him. Food, wine, and gentle kisses had sufficiently distracted her from her plans of shedding her corporate attire. The horrid skirt and blazer could stay on for a bit longer, she decided.
Victoria and Alex were a young couple, married for four years after two years of dating. They were both college graduates when they met, Alex going on to teach at a cushy, private school in the city, and Veronica selling her soul for a corporate position with a major shoe distributor. "Corporate" and "distribution analyst" sounded so big and important back in college, but the hours were long and the schedules were generally unreasonable and unpredictable. If she had it her way, she'd just stay in bed all day with Alex, stowed away in an endless flurry of blankets and ardor. Her mother had always said sloth was one of the seven deadly sins. Alex always said, "Hey, you're a Pisces."
"Massive espadrills recall," she said, setting her keys and blazer on the counter in their kitchen. "Apparently the soles in over three thousand pairs of shoes just started uncoiling. Ridiculous."
Alex, his back to her, seasoning some chicken in a pan on the stove, exclaimed, "Three thousand pairs?! What are they going to do with them all?"
Victoria took a long sip of wine from her glass and said, "Recycle the material? We'll think of something. But hey, I got to go in today and yell at those creepy guys from budgeting. They're the ones who picked out that shoddy material."
Alex, dishing the grilled chicken onto a plate, chuckled and said, "Well the day wasn't a total loss, then. You avenged the death of your restful birthday by laying into the ones who destroyed it, and now," he picked up a small piece of diced chicken and brought it to Victoria's mouth, "you've the pleasure of a romantic birthday dinner prepared by yours truly." Victoria took the morsel between her teeth and bit into it slowly, savoring its moist sweetness.
She swallowed. "Mmm, best birthday ever," she said, beaming back at Alex. He clinked his wine glass to hers and placed his hand on the small of her back, pulling her into a tender kiss.
"Happy birthday, baby." He led her to their dinner table, where considerable effort seemed to have been taken in the presentation of the meal that night. Two places were set, a long-stem rose adorning the plate of the birthday girl. Small, chalice-shaped figures holding tea candles glowed subtly, coaxing a soft gleam off the silverware on large, red napkins, crisply folded. A bucket of ice holding a large, green bottle of white wine rested between the diners and the rest of the meal, placed on the other end of the table. Alex pulled a chair out and seated Victoria. He took their plates, and a moment later, reappeared with generous portions of the meal he had ready.
"Eat whenever you'd like, sweetie," he said, placing the meals in their places. "I'm going to go and get your present." He rounded the corner towards the staircase, but leaned in briefly and said with a wink, "But the only rule is that you can't open it until after dinner." Any delay in presents was acceptable to Victoria, happy to at last have time to enjoy her birthday.
A moment later, a small, rectangular package was set next to her on the dinner table, placed there by a very nude and very exposed Alex, joining her at the table.
"Alex!? What do you think you're doing?!" Victoria exclaimed, half giggling. A curious expression came across his face.