Oh hell. John stared at the beautiful woman in front of him.
“Well, will you?” Her voice was laced with impatience.
“Let me get this straight. You want me to screw your husband?” He was not believing this.
“No, no! I want you to have sex with another lady.”
His head was starting to hurt. “Why?”
“Because we’re conducting an experiment.”
“Well why did you ask me to screw your husband?”
The woman sighed deeply. “I asked if you were married because I didn’t want some woman coming after me because her husband’s screwing around. Get it?”
“Oh,” John said dubiously. “Well what about this experiment?”
The lady immediately stopped looking exasperated and assumed a business-like tone. “My sister and I are conducting an experiment on human mating. We’ll choose a woman for you and observe your behavior and stats.
“Stats?”
“Statistics. You know, how long it takes for both of you to come, how long it takes you to recover, how you feel after the experiment. You know, simple things. Wanna help?”
John looked around helplessly. He suddenly felt like a trapped animal. He knew he wasn’t the smartest person in the world but statistics and sex did not belong in the same sentence. However…
“Will I get paid?”
“A small amount, yes.”
“But,” he couldn’t help protesting, “that’s prostitution!”
She eyed him contemptuously. “No, its research.”
Prostitution, research. Same damn thing. He knew he should refuse but the look on her face was so alluring. Plus, he could use the money. And since Susan was no longer there to alleviate his needs, well that was a road better left alone, he thought bitterly. Oh well, a voice inside him whispered as he gave into the inevitable.
“Good.” She stated matter-of -factly, as if there had been no doubt in her mind that he would agree. “Come to this address so we can run tests.” With that she handed him a card and started to walk away.
“Who should I ask for?” he called after her.
She twisted around. “Jean.”
“Is that you?”
“No, I’m Sheila.”
“Oh, bye.”
With a flash of her hand that John supposed was supposed to be a wave, she left smiling at cars in either side of her.
“Well, everything checked out. I thought I’d start you out on phone sex. How’s that?”
John listened to her voice and sighed. That seemed to be all he was able to do when she was around. John had spent the last week trying to figure out exactly what had made him agree to this plan. If his mother ever found out, it would send her to an early grave. No, he corrected wryly, she would send him to an early grave. “Sounds fine to me.”
“Good, just fill out the sheet and remember to turn on the tape recorder. The girl’s name is Charli. She’ll call you tonight at seven and you can work out a schedule. And one more thing…”
“Anything.” He said with mild sarcasm.
“Be a little more enthusiastic when you come. No pun intended.”
“Yeah sure.”
“Thanks.” Click.
The call came at seven exactly. John picked up the phone with a mixed feeling of trepidation and excitement.
“Hello?”
“Hi,” came a hesitant voice, “is this John?”
“Yes it is. And you must be Charli.” She had a very pleasant speaking voice.
“That would be me. By the way, the tape is on. Let’s get started.”
There were several seconds of nervous silence. Then John interrupted. “Tell me what you look like.”
“Well, I’m about 5’7” and I have brown hair. I’m trying really hard to get a tan and so far its working.” She stopped abruptly. The guy probably thought she was an idiot. This was phone sex for heaven’s sake!
“Are you there?” His calm voice reassured her.