Chapter 1
It was one of those Saturday mornings that I think we all absolutely hate to see; dark and blustery, with grey skies full of low scudding clouds - some of which were delivering bursts of wind-driven rain; causing anyone who had to be out in it, to utter oaths at its apparently quite personal spitefulness.
So I gave a silent sigh of relief that I'd actually had the call the previous lunch-time; from my regular golf partner, saying that he had a badly sprained wrist, and as he had been unable to find an alternate, had cancelled our booking at the club. Just the look of the weather outside quite convinced me that this Saturday was definitely not one that I personally would want to be playing golf.
But then of course I had to decide exactly what to actually do with this unexpected period of free time. I had a date with a woman I had been seeing for the last few months - for dinner, then a concert we were both looking forward to - but even allowing for the fact that I should change the bed sheets and do a bit of general tidying of my apartment, that still left me with several hours to make some use of.
I began by deciding to treat myself to a totally unhealthy breakfast - today was not a day for organic muesli, it was a day for a good old-fashioned fry-up; eggs, bacon, tomatoes - the lot piled on some bread, crisply fried in the bacon fat. '
Bugger the risk of heart or artery disease
!' I muttered under my breath as I first went to both, belatedly check my mail box, then scurry out to collect the week-end papers.
Just the smell and sound of the thick rashers of bacon frying made me feel very much better and when I sat down and began to tuck into the large plateful of absolutely unwholesome goodies I felt even more so - even thinking to myself that it was remarkable how simply breaking an admittedly self imposed rule can be such a turn-on.
By then the coffee had percolated, so as the unusually heavy breakfast had left me feeling rather more sluggish than was normal at that time of the day, as I sipped it I began slowly and leisurely working my way through what I brought up with me. Normally I would just briefly scan the paper, making a note of any article I might be interested in reading more thoroughly at a later time, and quickly dump most of the stuff in the mail box, but that Saturday was already completely different to most, so I read things I might normally have simply skipped straight past.
One of those was a flyer announcing the opening of a new exhibition at an Art Gallery - not something that generally might have caught my eye. But several things prompted me to a second look.
For one; I had, during the previous week, received confirmation of a successful bid on a contract that promised to be most lucrative for my business - so I was in a mood to reward myself in some way.
For another; I had for some time thought there was a large area of one wall in my apartment that was loudly crying out for some sort of decoration or adornment.
And finally; I noticed that the gallery was one that I had passed many times - but never actually gone in to - on my way to and from a local pasta bistro that had long been a favourite, if only occasional, dining place.
So, I thought to myself - by the time I had showered and shaved, then stripped and re-made the bed in preparation for the satisfying activities I expected my friend and I to be enjoying after the concert, then done the necessary cleaning and tidying - I would probably be quite ready for a light pasta lunch. A visit to the gallery would be on my way there, and, one never knew, but a few minutes look around might possibly lead me to find something that would both fill that empty space and also complement the few other paintings I already owned.
And that was how I found myself, a few hours later, pushing open the door of what proved to be a rather larger gallery than one would have thought possible from merely viewing its exterior. What was also immediately apparent, even to a purely self-trained eye such as mine, was that the collection being shown was - to say the very least - an eclectic one. Not only was there a seemingly random mix of sculptures, figurines and other objects, but even the variety of styles of the paintings themselves, were all mixed together to produce what was a sometimes positively clashing assortment of items to choose from.
However, unlike so many such places, the assistant - having greeted me warmly - left me to browse around at my leisure, and as I was still feeling replete from my overly large breakfast, I was in no rush to move on to the pasta place, so took my time, wandering here and there as my eye or mood took me.
So it was perhaps half an hour or so before I saw a painting that immediately stopped me - a large oil; done in essentially indigo and crimson, with a seemingly random scattering of highlights picked out in either grey or white.
Whilst it was an abstract; the longer I stood there, looking into it, the more clearly I thought I saw - or maybe it was merely sensed - an underlying theme, or at least a vague representation of one. Nothing about the painting was at all clear, but somehow the shapes and colours - at least in my own mind - seemed to be performing some sensuously erotic dance around each other. And in that case those scattered highlights might well be their perspiration - or if one applied an even more salacious interpretation, their resulting secretions or discharges.
It was in short, a very powerful painting - and as I knew it was also the right colour combination for the space I had in mind for it - it was exactly the kind of image I would enjoy looking into for a very long to time to come.
I headed back to the front of the gallery and told the assistant I would like to purchase the painting, but as I hadn't finished my tour of the gallery she should wait to see if I found anything else that also took my fancy. I had of course made a mental note of the artist's name - she had signed it with just the single one, '
Annabel'
- and having been alerted to that I found several other paintings also by her, but none that caught my eye the way the one I had bought had.
Until then I had been concentrating on the paintings in the gallery, but having exhausted that section I wandered around to an area that, whilst still containing a few more, was more predominantly used to display various styles of ceramics. Now I know even less about such things than I do about the other Arts - so that means I know virtually nothing at all - but as I imagine we all do, some things appeal and others are not much more than some sort of seemingly strangely coloured shape.
So I surprised myself when, not too long after starting to work my way through that area, I saw a piece that appealed to me in much the same way that '
Annabel's'
painting had. At first glance it looked like no more than a representation of a rather large, undoubtedly tropical, flower - its petals still in the act of opening, but already displaying the lighter coloured space deep down within them. Perhaps it was the primary colour that first caught my eye - a crimson that was in many ways a version of the colour in the painting I had bought.
But although I was tempted to carry it back to where the painting still hung - just to see if my impression was right or not - I resisted, and continued on my way through the rest of the ceramics.
So it was in one sense, no great surprise, when a few minutes later I spotted another piece - this one in primarily the indigo that was the other predominant colour in the painting - but it was the shape of the object that finally gave the artist's game away. Although not specifically, and certainly not graphically, a phallus, it was most definitely 'phallus-like' - and I did what I perhaps should have done when looking at the first piece, I picked it up and turned it over to examine the underside of its base. And yes, sure enough, there was her signature again - '