I was sitting at my favorite restaurant eating lunch the other day, minding my own business. The restaurant was fairly empty, and I could hear the conversation at the table next to mine. They were talking football.
Three of the adults were arguing with the fourth. I had noticed that fourth earlier, and was very appreciative of her. She was in her mid-to late-20s, about 5-2, with blond hair just below her shoulders, a tight ass, a flat belly and very huge breasts. Her shirt said "Kiss me" across her chest. I had to take a few steps away to read "I'm Irish" plastered on her shirt under her breasts, across her abdomen. Yeah, I thought, I'd love to kiss those breasts. But I thought it was just a passing perv moment, and sat down to eat.
The discussion at the next table regarded the Tennessee Titans, one of the better teams in the National Football League. "Irish", as I thought of her, was holding on to her statement that Tennessee used to be the Houston Oilers. Her seatmates were arguing that this was not so. I could see her getting frustrated, and I understood why. The Titans had indeed started out as the Oilers before moving to Nashville.
I flipped open My cell phone and did a quick search. I found the history of the Titans, scrolled to the point where they moved and renamed, then stood up and walked to the table. My only thought was to stop the argument, so I could eat in peace.
I leaned against Irish's chair and said "Excuse Me." The table occupants all looked at me. "The Tennessee Titans used to be the Houston Oilers. They moved in early 1997." I showed them the page on my cell phone, while Irish looked at me, smiling.
Her table companions begrudgingly admitted that Irish was right, and as they lowered their voices to change the topic, I went back to my lunch. I did notice Irish looking at me a couple times as I ate, but thought nothing of it. After all, I thought, she's just another pretty girl in a town with many pretty girls.
Eventually the people at her table get up to leave. I noted their departure mentally, but I was finishing my lunch and not paying too much attention anywhere else. That's when I heard a voice behind me. "Thank you for your support," Irish said as I turned to see her. OK, I'm seated and she's standing, so I'm looking at those breasts from an extremely close angle.
"You're welcome," I respond. "Your friends just didn't want to believe you."
"You didn't have to do that," she said. "I truly appreciate the gesture, and I want to show you some kindness in return. Have you had dessert yet?"
"No," I said.
"Then please come have dessert with me, at my place. Its not far."
I agreed and walked out with her. I followed her in my car a few blocks until she stopped at a two-story home. We exited our cars and I made my way to her side as we entered the home. "Welcome to my house," she said. "I'm Erin, by the way," she said.
"I'm Robert. You're really Irish then," I asked.