I'm a pretty positive person, but life was pissing me off just now. I had been a very high up executive assistant in an exclusive law firm in NYC. I enjoyed the demands and the pace. But I got tired of the jerk-off associates who thought they could have their way with the administrative staff.
After the third associate showed me his hard cock and told me how much he could do for me if I would just suck it, I quit. My bosses were amazed. "Chelcie, you've done so well here, why quit now?" they asked. I couldn't tell them I was fed up with twenty-something egos and hard dicks. I just told them I had to follow my dream.
And I did have a dream. I had a little nest egg. I used it to open a small florist shop in lower Manhattan. The rent was equivalent to rape, but I knew I could do it. Unfortunately, I opened my shop as the economy crumbled in 2008.
At first it was great. The pinheads who formerly thought they could get in my pants were coming to me for flowers to get into some other woman's pants. I was making out like gangbusters. Then the housing market tanked. Then derivatives were exposed to be the scam they were. (I could have told them that. Staff understands way more than the principals.)
Suddenly, the horny associates became poor would-be actors, waiting tables for skimpy tips. They didn't buy flowers anymore. If they could scrape up a few bucks, they tried to lure pussy with cheap crack. I wasn't ready to deal drugs just yet -- even with flowers dying in my cooler and the Con-Ed bill mounting.
The big guys continued to lavish their women with flowers. After all, they had stolen millions because of the Bush banking "reforms." But, they didn't look to the tiny shop on 30th Avenue to deliver bouquets to their bimbos for missed assignations. They looked for the big names, or just went online.
I was fucked. But that was part of the problem, I wasn't fucked -- or hadn't been for quite some time. I blamed my tiny tits. I sport 33bs, and guys just don't dig them. But, geez, $3,000 for a boob job? Then you have to deal with having boobs! Being a girl is hard enough without having boobs. Screw that.
I spent days in my shop with only one or two customers and fewer calls. I wasn't making any money. Add to that, no man had shown any interest in me since the 85 year-old guy who asked me to strip for him so he could see if he could gethard anymore. I declined, but that was last spring!
So, one spring morning this year, I found myself in my little office behind the shop, trying to keep my spirits up. I had worn my favorite outfit to work -- a tight fitting turtle-neck sweater in green and black cable stitch and black skinny jeans. I felt pretty good about myself because the checking account hadn't come out red, and I thought I looked hot.
It was an hour before opening, so I decided to make myself feel that much better and I started to rub my pussy lips through the skinny jeans.
I was just looking for a little self-stimulation, but I got carried away. Before I knew it, the jeans were off, I was curled up in my desk chair, knees under my chin and two fingers jamming in and out of my pussy.
As I was about to cum, I heard a noise. I was not alone.
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I'm just a regular guy. I wasn't popular in high school. I thought moving to New York City would make me special. I got a degree in English Literature from NYC, but that just made me another of the thousands of unemployable college grads in lower Manhattan.
Like the rest of them, I had written a novel. I poured everything I had into it. Unfortunately, at 27 years old, everything I had was not very much. Hemingway, I was not. I wanted to build a boat and sail around the world. Unfortunately, I had no technical skills, no sailing experience and I found vast expanses of water intimidating. Life had not handed me a lot of tools to be a great novelist.
I was the only son of Vermont parents who loved one another and had since high school. It was sort of a "Leave it to Beaver" upbringing. Hardship was passing up McDonald's because we had already had it twice that week.
So, I had a bachelor's degree in English, waiting tables in a chain restaurant that would have served twenty-something up and comers, had they all not been laid off and wanted to becomes servers in chain restaurants.
But, being a hopeless romantic, I fell for the French foreign exchange student who worked as a hostess. She was most certainly hired for her accent, and not for her acuity with the English language.
"You are how many in your partie?" she would ask. She didn't know the difference between three and eight, but she asked. Since I was fluent in French (another useless talent), I would explain to her. "Ah, bon," she would reply, and get a great tip.
Somehow, I thought my acuity with the language would get a date with her. She needed me to translate, but wasn't interested in seeing me outside working hours. I had this great idea that flowers would stir her heart.