Helen wasn't much when it came to being sexually adventurous. We had been married almost ten years and every year our sex life became less and less interesting. After some protracted foreplay, if I were lucky, she'd begrudgingly consent to let me fuck her in the missionary, so long as I didn't take too much time. I got my rocks off but she, more or less, just lay there, showing absolutely no signs of life on her part, much less enjoyment. Afterward, she'd complain that the problem was that my penis was too big or she was tired, or some other excuse.
She didn't like to give head. Said it was disgusting. I promised not to cum in her mouth. She said no, it's still disgusting. I tried cunnilingus, but she still said I was being disgusting. I told her to just relax and enjoy it. She didn't enjoy it. Said my stubble chaffed her legs. To her disgust, I regularly jacked off in bed like a hormone-charged teenager. About the only thing she did like was a good tittie sucking. At the mere suggestion of anal sex she went ballistic, calling me a perverted animal.
We went to counseling, but after two years we were only poorer without any improvement in our sexual relationship. In frustration, I took to taunting her, telling her how I wanted fuck her in the ass, telling her how I wanted to jab my dick down her throat, telling her how I wanted to bring some buddies over and loosen her up for me, and continuously suggesting that we vacation at a nudist resort. I never really did any of those things, and it only made things worse, if that was possible.
Then one day, I came home early and found her in bed, locked in a 69 with her best friend, the dreaded Karen. That explained everything. I just wish she'd been honest with me and just admitted that she was a dyke. She wasted my life and her life in a marriage that had no chance of success. I was in the right, filed for divorce, but still had my clock cleaned. Still, it was worth not being shackled in a relationship that fundamentally was no relationship at all.
Free of stone-cold Helen, I boldly thrust myself into the dating scene after a decade-long hiatus. I discovered a series of single mothers and divorcees that were very nice to fuck. After a near celibate life with Helen, any sex was fantastic, especially with the women who truly liked a guy with a big cock and who really got nasty. But I didn't have a real emotional connect with any of them. After sex, none of them were personally all that interesting to me, that is until I was horny again.
Being done with Helen freed me up to explore all avenues. I fantasized about leading a hedonistic lifestyle and visiting swinger resorts and nudist resorts across the country. I fantasized about having multiple lovers who in turn had multiple lovers. Alas, the single moms that I screwed on regular basis had serious obligations with their young children and none were willing to embark on a sexual adventure of the type I envisioned. Still they were good for a quickie or an enjoyable Saturday night if the kiddos were off somewhere else.
One evening while surfing the net, feeding my fantasies, I read a personal ad posted on a naturalist web site. <DWF, 35, 5'6", height-weight proportional, professional, nonsmoker, drug & disease free, moderate drinker, looking for a true gentleman for friendship. Reply Box A165F>
On a lark I replied, <Box Lady, Saw your ad. I am 32 DWM, 6'3" 190 lbs. Looking for an adventurous lady to share some good times with. Matt>. I included my e-mail address and a recent photo of myself that showed that I really was a decent looking guy with a fit body.
Two days later I got the following reply. <Matt, you look like a nice guy, at least you're handsome. Love your suit. Do you always dress like a gentleman, or is that only for photos? Do you smoke? Have AIDS? A short pecker? Box A165F>
<Box Lady, I'm a businessman. I don't smoke, don't have AIDS or any other STDs including Herpes. As for my pecker, it's 8 inches long and a handful. Is that big enough? Matt>
<Oh, god yes! Sandy>
<Sandy, where do you live? I'm in the Atlanta area.>
<North Florida>
<Do you have a picture?> No reply.
A few days later I heard from her. <Here's two recent photos. Okay?>
I opened the first JPEG file and there beaming at me in close up was very pretty lady, freckled, green eyes, short auburn hair, and all of her teeth. The second picture was of her in a blue sundress and a large straw hat. She looked as fresh as a spring day. I could tell that she wasn't lying about being proportional in height and weight. She definitely wasn't overweight and had a nice bust line. From the photos, she was a knockout!
<Very much okay! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Matt>
<Thanks for the compliment Matt. You are a gentleman. What do you have in mind?>
<To be frank, they don't let single men in nudist resorts.>
<I love getting naked. Maybe we could meet in a safe place. Have dinner and drinks, get to know each other better. Sandy>
<Would love to meet you. When? Where?>
<Whoa! Before we do all that, I need to know more about you. You know, you could be some sort of Ted Bundy perv-creep!>
What followed was about two months of daily e-mail exchanges, telling each other all about ourselves. What we did for a living (I'm a financial advisor a.k.a. an insurance agent and she's the assistant principal of a junior high school); what we like to drink (I'm a scotch man, she likes white wine and martinis); what our favorite foods are (I'm partial to shrimp and steaks, she's a seafood freak, but enjoys a steak now and then too); how many kids we have (I have none, she has two daughters); what happened to our marriages (her ex-husband was convicted of embezzling company funds and is now doing time); we exchanged medical reports documenting that neither of us carried VD. She never would tell me where she actually lived or what her full name was; said she had to be careful because of her job in a small community.
However the photographs we exchanged barred it all. In one series, she was naked with a lot of other naked people. No one was trying to be particularly sexy, just naked. She said the group photos were taken at a resort near Tampa. Sandy was definitely someone I wanted to press fresh with in person rather than in cyberspace.
Finally we agreed to meet for dinner in Gainesville, Florida. I drove down on a Saturday when the Gators were out of town, and checked in at the Marriot. At the appointed hour I strode into the designated dinner club and selected a table where I could watch for her when she arrived.