I'd had a couple of drinks. So sue me. It's not a crime. We were driving home after a party. I wasn't the driver. She, poor soul, was totally sober. Amused at out antics, but sober. The rest of us? We were rather noisy, singing and carrying on a bit.
The windows of the car were open and the radio was blaring away and adding to the noise. You could definitely hear us as we approached. We weren't speeding (sober driver, remember) but the lane we were in was travelling slightly faster than the lane next to us.
For a short while we were travelling next to a very nice BMW. A slightly older man was driving, about my father's generation, which was to be expected with a car like that. The driver frowned over at our noisy vehicle, so I flashed him.
I smiled and lifted my top and bra and showed him the goodies, and I do have a very nice pair, even if I do say so myself. No sag as of yet, a victory of fitness over gravity, long may it continue. He blinked, his eyes riveted on my endowments for a moment, then he remembered that he was driving, looked ahead and slapped on his brakes.
Whoops. He near as damn rear-ended the car in front of him and certainly disconcerted the driver behind. Our lane just sailed along and the BMW and driver were a fading memory.
The next day I decided to drop in and see my parents. It was just a spur of the moment thing. I was near their place and I had nothing planned so I just pointed my car towards them and headed on over. Bit of a surprise when I got there. They were having a small barbecue. They called it small, anyway. There was quite a crowd there as far as I could see and not one of them was my age. All of them were my parent's generation. I decided on the spot that I wouldn't be staying too long.
I said hullo to my mother and wandered out to find my father, eventually finding him in a corner chatting to a couple of people. Mike I knew, the other guy I felt I should know as he looked familiar.
"Ah, Melody, my love," Dad called when he saw me. "How nice to see you. You know Mike, I believe, but I don't think you've met Simon."
Mike waved and Simon looked at me and smiled. For some reason, I just didn't like that smile.
"Afternoon, Melody," he said. "How nice to meet you."
Sounded innocuous, didn't it. What I could see, and Dad and Mike couldn't, was the thoughtful way his eyes drifted down to my breasts and then back up to my face, still with that horrible smile.
Oh my god. I'd parked next to a BMW and hadn't given it a thought. Now I knew where I'd seem Simon. Sitting in his BMW, travelling next to us. What was worse, he had recognised me, I just knew it. I cut my talk with my father short, telling him I was just going to circulate and say hullo to a few people I knew.
"Oh, good," said Simon. "You can introduce me to a few people. I'm new in the area."
Dad naturally thought this an excellent idea, sending us on our way with his blessing. Stupid man.
"I do believe we've seen each other before," Simon said affably. "Last night, wasn't it?"
"You know damn well it was. I was a little tipsy. Are you going to tell Dad?"
"No. Why should I? None of his business, really. Just like it won't be any business of his when I corner you and seduce you. I'm quite sure you won't discuss it with him."
Geez, I got my backup over that. Arrogant prick.