I should have done something when the previous month's water bill came in at $550 but you know how time just keeps on rolling by during this pandemic, one week after the next, so it wasn't until the next month's came in at $770 that I went out to the meter by the road to see what was up. The ground was damp all around, so I called the water company to send someone out.
Later that night I was out with my binoculars looking for the comet. There is a dry wash running through the empty lot between my house and the road and it makes for a nice spot to view the sky because it is shielded from neighbors' lights. I saw a truck pull up by the road and someone got out with a strong flashlight.
A woman's voice called out, "Hi, I'm from the water company to look at your leak. Can you show me where the meter is?"
"Sure, let me just go and get my mask."
When I came back out I said, "Thanks for coming by so late, I was assuming somebody would be by tomorrow."
"Well, you did call the emergency line, we are on call 24-7."
"Oh, well, uh, I'm not sure it's exactly an emergency, it's been leaking for a while and my water bills are through the roof, but it's not gushing or anything. Sorry if I called the wrong number."
"Well, I'm here now, so I might as well take a look," she said cheerfully. Her eyes shone in the darkness above her bright red mask, which some attractive wrinkles on the side that gave them a perpetual smile. "At least you were here. I had a call earlier in the day from a woman who it turned out was in California."
Her voice was high pitched, sweet and girlie without being sickly, with a hint of breathiness that I found very sexy. She couldn't have been more than five feet high. Pressing into my thoughts was an awareness of the bulge of her breasts inside her overalls.
I walked her down the side of the road to where the meter was hidden behind a brambly acacia.
"Whoah, that's quite a rat's nest you've got there."
She pulled off the cover and shone her light inside.
"And that's quite a swamp."
"Yeah, I couldn't even read the meter, the water kept covering it up before I had a chance."
She went to her truck and came back with what looked like a huge syringe, about two feet long and six inches in diameter, and started sucking out the water and pumping it onto the desert. When the level was low enough she shone her light and told me the reading. As I feared, it was a lot more than the reading on my last bill.
"The leak is on your side of the meter, so it's not the water company's responsibiity, unfortunately. Do you want me to shut the water off?"
"Well, that would be inconvenient. I guess I can get a plumber to come fix it first thing in the morning."
"OK, well, sorry I couldn't be more help."
She looked at the binoculars around my neck.
"Have you been trying to see the comet?"
"Yes, have you seen it yet?"
"I keep looking, but I think the sky isn't dark enough."
"Do you want me to show you through the binoculars? I found it earlier this evening, it's really pretty."
"Ooh, I'd love that, thanks!"