If you know me in real life, you might not believe this story.
If my friends are reading this -- if I found the courage to share it with them -- well, hopefully you WILL believe it.
The craziest day of my life happened about six months ago. That was the day I fucked 5 different guys on the same day. It wasn't planned or anything. It just kinda...happened. I'll try to explain how.
7am: The Hookup
Steve is a guy I'm seeing on a casual basis. It's not anything serious but I do let him stay over when we hook up. He's stayed over enough times now that we've got our own little routines and unspoken rules. One of those rules is, I get up for work at 7.30am, so if he wants a morning fuck, he needs to be finished by 7.30. And I do NOT want to be woken before 7, otherwise I'll kick him in the balls and go back to sleep. But if he kisses up to me nicely at 7am and strokes my ass a little, I will stagger out to the bathroom, pee, come back to bed, and he can basically do what he wants with me for twenty-seven minutes until I need to be up. I kinda like being his sleepy little toy. Sometimes we 69. Sometimes he teases my oversized t-shirt off me really slowly, revealing my breasts and my pussy, playing with me.
Most often though I cuddle a pillow, and he strokes my pussy from behind, and when I'm wet enough he fucks me slowly, either spooning (awkward) or having turned me onto my stomach, pulled my ass up into doggie and kneeling behind me (less awkward, better penetration, not so cuddly).
That was what we did, me with my arms around a pillow, him behind me, hands on my hips, pulling them back, him not really thrusting but using my pussy by dragging it down the length of his cock, over and over, opening me up each time. I wasn't moaning in pleasure or anything but it was definitely "nice", and I was still too sleepy to care all that much or put much effort in.
Steve knows I'm going to hit the shower as soon as we're done so sometimes he likes to turn me on my back right at the last moment and finish over my stomach and boobs. Which he's allowed to do so long as he tries not to get any in my pubic hair, because it's annoying to wash out. I guess the reason I keep things going with Steve is that if I had a new hookup I'd have to make new rules, and that sounds like a lot of effort.
7.30am: I showered, washed Steve's cum off me, got dressed for work, and left.
That was Guy #1. One down, four to go.
10am: The Date
As it happened, I had a meeting in town that morning which meant I wasn't going into the office, and I'd found a little window of an hour to schedule a date. I met James in the bar of the hotel where he was staying. I'd first met him a few months before at a work conference. This was our 5th date, always when he was passing through town with work, always in a hotel bar. We'd shared a couple of kisses, nothing more than that really, a few late night WhatsApp chats but he kept things gentlemanly. We definitely had potential, but that made it worse. Any time I was getting comfortable in his company it got taken away from me again. If he could only stay in one place for a couple of years that would be awesome, provided of course it was somewhere near me.
We had coffee, not alcohol -- it was morning of a work day after all -- and he sat next to me at our table, and his closeness drove me a little crazy. He's not the greatest-looking guy you've ever seen, but he's warm, and smart, and something about him makes me think of home. Whoever he ends up with he'll be a great husband, and a loving father, stable and capable and...
...oh, that sounds boring? Not the kind of thing that gives you butterflies in your stomach? Well, you're reading about a woman who fucked five guys in one day. Might be safe to assume that my relationship situation isn't *quite* as stable as I'd like it to be. Stable might be very attractive right now.
"James," I said, touching his arm. "Can I be level with you? I love our meetups, but I hate them too. I'm starting to wonder if I want any more of them after today."
He paused, looking into the distance as if searching for the right words.
"It's not you. It's feeling close to you and then you being ripped away from me every time. I actually do believe we could be something, but believing that just makes me sad."
"Well," he replied eventually. "Shit."
That threw me a little. "Excuse me?"
"I was just about to say, I've moved some things around, my company is paying for the hotel for a week, so we could try to-"
I didn't let him finish. I felt so much instant regret, I knew I was turning scarlet, and it was either hide under the table, run from the room or just kiss him right then and there. So I kissed him.
We kissed and very quickly we got to a stage where you can't remain in a hotel bar. Shit shit shit. OK. I hastily took stock.
YES, I had sex with another guy 4 hours ago.
BUT...James didn't have to know that, did he?
Was there any physical evidence? I didn't remember any bites or bruises, I knew Steve hadn't finished inside me so that wasn't a worry, and I'd showered straight after. Apart from my vagina still feeling a little...used?...I figured I was in the clear.
We took the elevator up to his hotel room, kissing passionately all the way, and stumbled through his door. Eleven AM on a work day. I was giggling to myself. I'd have to make up some story for why I was off the radar.
Sometimes foreplay is a long, slow build-up of teasing, touching and kissing that electrifies and arouses every part of you. And sometimes foreplay is getting naked and hoping the guy hurries up with his condom so he can get inside your already-soaking pussy as soon as possible.
I lay back, he pushed my legs apart, and with the slightest guiding touch of my hand I helped him into me. He thrust deeply, groaning, and I pulled him close on top of me, burying myself in his arms and chest. I loved how he smelt. I loved how his dick felt inside me. I was almost drunk enough on the moment to tell him I loved HIM, but luckily I restrained myself.
I felt him slowing down, holding himself back. No no no.
"It's OK," I told him. "This won't be our only time. Fuck me. Please."
"But I can't last if-"
"It's alright. I don't care."
I didn't, I really didn't. This wasn't a romantic evening. This was a release, two people finally getting together, a promise of more to come.
I would say he lasted about fifteen more thrusts before collapsing, shuddering, onto me and then rolling off. We laughed together and kissed a while, and eventually the time started to tick by. I was really happy, excited for the week ahead and our adventures to come. I felt a little pang of guilt about doing this so soon after Steve but who cared?
There wasn't time to shower and I had no clean underwear anyway. Still feeling aroused, and still grinning, I got my clothes back on and tried to find the willpower to leave James for my day at work, or what was left of it. He kissed me again at the door of his room and I hurried out of the hotel and back into reality.
Guy #2 done. Three to go.
2pm: The Emergency
One thing about me, I don't generally respond to booty calls. If I have a casual hookup or an occasional thing, I like to keep it legitimate, everyone on the same page, dates planned ahead of time. I'm not a dog who comes running when its owner whistles.
There are exactly two people in the world who are allowed to booty call me. One of them is a guy I've known since high school, his name is Leon, and he's in the Army.
I don't know his exact position or his rank or anything like that, but I DO know: a) it's very dangerous even by Army standards; b) he gets sent to all kinds of random countries at basically zero notice; c) he's often away from family or friends or normal human contact for months at a time. His visits back home are unpredicatable and brief, and unsurprisingly when he IS home he's pretty keen to have sex while he has the opportunity. And, for about the last 5 years, I've been his go-to. He messages me with a time and place to meet, and if I can make it, I do.
Are there rules with Leon? Of course there are. The rules for Leon are, he doesn't have to make small talk. He doesn't have to romance me. He doesn't have to apologise for not being in touch, or tell me he'll miss me, or any other bullshit like that. I am a guilt-free release for him, and he doesn't have to think about anything else while we're together.
Sure enough, on that day of all days, he messaged me.