Foreword
These stories are based in Australia and written in the idiom the characters would use.
Some issues in language variations I anticipated and built translations into my narrative. Others have caught me by surprise especially in their intensity. Generally, the intended meaning will be clear from the context if you don't cling too tightly to your usual usage.
Crutch/ Crotch has been a subject of much comment. Australians more commonly use 'crutch' and that meaning of the word is supported by the Macquarie Dictionary.
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Story
From fairly early in our relationship I had started thinking about how our families could all spend Christmas together.
Greg's family generally celebrated Christmas Day at their place where they were joined by Greg's mum's sister, her husband and three kids of around our age. Greg's mum was from the day I meet her warm, friendly and generous to me and both he and I were fairly sure his parents would be only too happy to invite my family to join them.
My main concern was that we might end up having to go up to the country hinterland to join the friends of my parents there. Fortunately they were going interstate to have Christmas with one of their own children; so there was no invitation to compete with that of Greg's parents and the day was arranged.
When the day came around it was interesting watching the families come together.
What struck me first of all was how similar all three mothers were. Greg's mum and her sister could have been twins, even though they were several years apart. The scary thing was my mother could equally have been twined with either of them; at least on a fraternal basis. Not only were they much the same height and shared the same youthful figure, their personalities were very similar too; friendly but a little reserved and completely lacking – like me – any wild streak. They even smiled the same way.
They say a man marries his mother. If I'm anything like mine then Greg and I might as well get married now.
The dads were both tall and skinny, but whereas mine is your typical passionate surfer and a passionate follower of footy and cricket both with a strange combination of a hippie background and the professional manner of the accountant he is, Greg is very much like his father; quiet and a little shy, but intelligent, sincere and friendly.
The third father was very different; both more solidly built and more confident vergin; on (if not actually going into) bombastic in his personality.
The kids in Greg's extended family shadowed their parents.
His 18 year old sister Jenna – just finished her HSC – was quiet and reserved by nature, pretty, slim figured and with small triangular shaped breasts. She was like a younger not fully ripened version of her mother.
The aunt's children were in a different league. In the case of the daughters you could see they were based on their father's genes. Quite attractive, they had their fathers more solid figure; more busty, curvy and overtly sexual than ran in my or Greg's immediate family. They were also more outgoing; not as bombastic as their father but I didn't doubt they'd been a handful as teenagers. Their younger brother had more of his mother in him and was superficially similar to Greg, but didn't seem as sweet or kind as Greg.
The families had agreed not to exchange presents, so each family had their own gift giving before they came to lunch. However, soon after we arrived Greg pulled me aside and gave me one he'd bought for me; a waterproof pocket digital camera with still picture and video mode together with a high capacity SD card. I loved it and as he'd pre-charged the battery immediately took it out to take photographs of the day.
Modesty prevents me telling you what I bought him but rest assured he loved that too.
Christmas lunch was had on long trestle tables set up on the back lawn facing the river; a glorious setting on a day when the weather was perfect for an outdoor lunch by the water. The food was plentiful and delicious and the hot weather encouraging somewhat of an overindulgence in drink for those who weren't the designated drivers.
After lunch everyone decided to go for a swim. The backyard of Greg's family's house ended in a sea wall that dropped down to a sandy beach on the river. A jetty extended from one corner out into the river, at the end of which was tied up an open inflatable outboard powered small boat. The beach itself shelved gradually into deeper water. With an incoming tide and no heavy rain for weeks to stir up silt, the river was crystal clear, the sandy bottom of the river being visible even in the deepest water at the end of the jetty.
The kids were all dressed in their swimmers in no time; indeed since most of the girls had come in bikinis under a skirt or dress and the boys with boardies as shorts, most were pre-dressed. The girls were all in string tie bikinis; although my pants, like those of Jenny's were low waisted pantie style without tie sides. There's something about this town that seems to encourage full breasted girl to choose undersized bikini tops; a trend followed by the Aunt's daughters.
All the guys except Greg had boardies on, whereas Greg wore one of my favourite of his many pairs of speedo like swimmers
As a pack the kids all ran down the end of the wharf and dived into the water; swimmingly around meaninglessly. The parents in their own time got changed and joined us in the water, where they splashed about for a bit before exiting to find somewhere nice inside the house to fall into their post Christmas lunch food coma.
That left four guys and four girls all around 20 so it wasn't surprising that the game quickly developed where the girls sit on the guys' shoulders and you joust with each other to tip the girls into the water.
I thought it would be amusing to have my new camera on my wrist running in video mode as we played the game. I found I could hold it between my thumb and forefinger to shoot without being too handicapped in my wrestles with the other girls; albeit while actually wrestling I mainly ended up with close up shots of bikini tops and shoulder skin.
For about five minutes we played the game conventionally. Then at a time I was locked in a struggle with Jenna and Phil I suddenly I heard Jenny let out a -
"Don't!"
Which was quickly followed by a squeal. Her sister had ripped her bikini top off and thrown it away. For a moment she wrestled on unperturbed before Zoe managed to topple her off Brad's shoulders and into the water. As I watched, Steve and Zoe then turned and started to make a bee line to where Jenna and I were still engaged in our match.
Ignored for a moment, Jenny came up behind Zoe and started pulling all the strings on her bikini, causing her previously tightly tied top to fly forward off her not insignificant breasts. Squealing and saying stop, Zoe was always one step behind trying to recapture each knot until Jenny managed to untie both pants knots too, leaving the pants in place only by virtue of being held on by Steve's shoulders.
Brad quickly picked up on what was going on to also pull Steve's board shorts down around his knees. Steve, suddenly rendered immobile by the entanglement around his knees toppled forward, throwing Zoe into the water, causing her pants to come away and float off with the tide.
From the first squeal Jenna and I had stopped actually trying to push each other off and the two of us with our partners just stood there balancing each other watching the scene unfold in front of us – my camera still running.
Zoe emerged naked from the forward dive she'd taken as Steve toppled face down, looked around and started moving in on Jenny while Steve was still lying in the water trying to pull his pants back up. By the time he'd finished, Zoe and Jenny were engaged in a spirited wrestle as Zoe kept making lunges for Jenny's bikini bottoms. Brad decided discretion was the better part of valour and kept out of the tussle between the sisters.