Many of you liked 'Apartment Ch. 01' and I thought you might like to know how I met the sexy, erotic, exhibitionist woman who was to become my wife. She's much more experienced than me and is now writing a story about her sexual encounters as a young woman in Madrid. I hope she finishes them soon, as they certainly turn me on.
I know that many people would suggest that casual sex is dangerous. "Not on the first night" is a common mantra. But my later life experience has been that the women I dated were as hungry for it as I was. A site I thought was for 'grown up' on-line dating turned out to be a site for making friends with people who just wanted sex and a good time, not the usual dating site, but that's another story. I enjoyed a couple of bachelor years and soon found that I needed the company of women. I ended up dating several dozen, on the adult site and elsewhere, most of whom were 'up for it' and I belatedly realised that there is much more common between men and women in their sexual desires than I had realised.
Those few months of playing the field came to a stop when I met Louisa Love. And they barely prepared me for what she had to offer. We both agree that the relatively virginal man I had been previously could not have coped with her wild sexiness. We met on Match.com (doesn't everyone?) and we hit it off with some word-play. I liked her photograph and we agreed to meet on a Thursday. As I mentioned before, she's a nurse and has shifts to work. I was celebrating success on a work outing on the Tuesday before when she got in touch. It was early evening and we had been drinking since lunchtime. Only a few hardened cases remained, sitting at the pavement tables of an Edinburgh bar and we were all fairly drunk. It was 6.30 when I noticed that Louisa had texted to say that she was unexpectedly free for the night, so could we meet up? I called her.
"Louisa?"
"Yes."
"Hi. It's Jeff. I thought you couldn't meet me until Thursday?"
"I've swapped shifts with another nurse. It suited her, so now I'm free." I liked the sound of her voice. It sang over the words.
"But I texted you hours ago! Why did you take so long to get back to me?" she added.
"I'm sorry. I work at the university and we've been celebrating graduation since lunchtime. I only just noticed your text. I'd like to see you but I'm afraid I'm a bit drunk."
"In that case, I'll have a glass of wine while I get ready and try to catch up. I'll see you in an hour. How will I know you?"
"I'm sitting outside Assembly with a couple of other guys. I'm the one in the kilt."
See you soon then. Oh, and mine's a dry white."
I was sitting chatting to Tom and Angela when over the other side of the road I saw this gorgeous, curvy chick approaching. Her full bosoms were clear even from 50 yards and she looked confident in her low-cut white patterned blouse and her skin-tight black jeans. I realised it was her and nipped inside the bar quickly to get her a glass of chilled Sauvignon Blanc. When I came out she was sitting with the others.
"You must be Louisa." I could barely keep my eyes off her cleavage and I was too drunk to be subtle about it. But she's game and she stared at my hairy legs.
"And you must be Jeff."
I caught her downturned gaze, smiled and sat down opposite her. The others got up and went inside. "We'll leave you guys to it." Tom winked.
There's no beating about the bush when your inhibitions have been swept aside by alcohol. You tend to say it as you think. "You look gorgeous."
"You're allowed to look at my face." I looked up from her cleavage and she was smiling.
"It's difficult. Your dating entry said your bum was your best feature, but from where I'm sitting, your breasts look fantastic."
"I can't see my bum. But other men have told me they think my bum's the best part. What do you think?" And with that, she stood up and did a slow twirl. I felt a movement under my kilt and had to take a deep breath.
"Close call." I said. "And who am I to disagree?"