Carol Wilson was preparing dinner when Linda, her beautiful eighteen-year-old daughter, came bouncing in the door. "Mom, I'm home!" She always shouted this, even though she made enough noise slamming the door to announce her presence.
"How was your day sweety, lots of homework?" Carol asked, knowing the girl always got homework from at least two of her professors. "Not an awesome amount, but I did get one that's a real stumper. I need to get you involved to do it," the girl replied to her curious mother. "Get me involved? I'll try to help honey, but it's been a while since I did any algebra."
No, no Mom, this is part of my Ethics class. You know, the one all Freshmen have to take," the cute teen explained, putting down her back pack in the hall.
"I have to ask you a question, and you have to promise to give me an honest answer, no matter what. Ok," Linda asked, leaning on the counter next to her perplexed mother.
"Well, I've always tried to be truthful with you dear. I....."
"No, Mom, you haven't always. All parents tend to lie to their kids, if they don't want them to know something. You know . . . Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, where babies come from. In fact I don't think you ever really told me the truth about that one, you just sort of gave me the biological facts, not the details of how it's done, right?" Linda interrupted, glaring at her Mom with big blue eyes.
"No, I guess I didn't, but my mother never even gave me as much as I told you about that subject. It's not easy talking to your child about sex, you'll find that out some day," Carol replied, getting a little irritated with the conversation.
"I understand Mom, but I think it's better to learn how to give a blow job from your Mom than your girl friends. I know I'm gonna . . . "
Linda Ann! No mother would discuss that with their daughter; it's just not . . . "
"But Mom, they should! I bet Lucy Johnson wouldn't have gotten knocked up if she'd known how to do that. It's sort of insurance against getting pregnant," the girl interrupted her now red faced mother.
"I see. So you think I've been neglecting your sexual education, is that it," Carol replied, trying very hard to maintain her composure. "Mom, I'm not complaining. You've told me more than some other parents tell, but it's just not enough. A girl needs to have some . . . "
"All right dear, after diner bring a banana to my bedroom and I'll . . . "
"No, no Mom, you miss the point. I learned how to "deep throat" banana's at sleep overs in the 8th grade. I'm now able to work a nine-inch dildo in and out of my throat for over a minute without gagging," the girl again interrupted her shocked Mom.
Carol wanted to ask her where she got a dildo, but thought it was a stupid question. Her daughter was obviously a lot wiser in the ways of the flesh than she was at eighteen. She decided the conversation was getting way too serious.
"Well I guess that explains why Billy is always so happy," Carol laughed, referring to Linda's boy friend.
"Mother! It's not like I'm giving him head daily," the girl giggled, as she started helping her Mom with dinner.
"I always preferred to take it down my throat too; never acquired a taste for cum. Your Father's so huge, it's always been easier to let him shoot it right into my tummy. I never have to taste it," Carol softly commented to her astonished daughter, as she continued to make a salad.
"My God Mother! That's more than I need to know," the red faced girl replied, avoiding her Mom's eyes.
"But Linda, you just shocked me with your sexual knowledge. Why can't I share a little with you?" Carol giggled, as she placed the large salad bowl on the table.
"I don't know, I just never think about Daddy and you . . . "
"Yes, I never thought about my parents having sex either. In fact, I tried not to think about it. However, I once came home unexpected from a girl scout camping trip, and caught them naked on the couch. They were so involved they didn't hear me come in, and my Dad never missed a stroke," Carol said, to the now attentive teen.
"My God I would have died! What did you do," asked the wide-eyed girl, as she set the table.
"I was numb with shock, but I was 12. I stood there a minute or so, listening to my Mom yell "fuck me, fuck me hard," and decided to slip out and sit on the porch for a while. A very adult decision for a twelve-year-old. When I came back in, I made a lot of noise."
"Wow. You really got a graphic lesson in sex! You and Dad have been discreet, except for your screaming. When I was little, I thought he was punishing you for something," Linda confided with a giggle.
Oops! Sorry about that dear. I've never had a small orgasm with your Daddy. He often tried to cover my mouth when I was cuming, but many times he was too engrossed with his own orgasm to care. Your Uncle Ralph never gave me . . . well, that would be more than you need to know," an embarrassed Carol said, as she brought the tea out.