Geisha are also brilliant and witty conversationalists. They can converse deeply on a broad range of topics, tell great jokes and stories, recite poetry and are experts in double entendre. They're the life of the party. They instigate and play drinking games. Afterall, they earn money for the house on the exorbitant cost of those drinks. Geisha are titillating, flirtatious and masters at arousal, but almost never follow through.
The key word is "almost". While they are not sex workers, Geisha are always on the lookout for the ultimate sugar daddy -- an uber-wealthy benefactor who will provide for them in retirement. As you can imagine that sponsor expects exclusivity and sex whenever he wants. Although Geishas play the chaste cockteaser, she must know how to please a man in bed when they eventually do land a sponsor. So, how do they acquire these sexual skills? Who knows. They live in a very secretive world hidden from the men they entertain. They never share trade secrets. Trust me, I tried to learn them from my neighbor Mineko.
Mineko spoke English fluently along with a couple of other languages. I think she was a little lonely, so we eventually became drinking buddies. Geisha don't have female friends outside the business as ordinary Japanese women are a bit intimidated by a Geisha's sophistication and male attraction. They can't have Japanese male friends once they have a sugar daddy. Any man of a status suitable to befriend a Geisha would present a risk of discovery by moving in the same social circles as her benefactor.
I chose to live in a Japanese neighborhood to immerse myself, but quickly discovered my neighbors were polite but cautiously standoffish. They were afraid to socialize with a foreigner lest other people gossip. However, Mineko was in the same boat as me -- a curiosity to be politely avoided by other people in our building. Geisha are highly respected for their deep level of training in the arts and various activities but they are intimidating to the ordinary housewife.
We had many interesting conversations when we happened to meet by chance in the building's laundry room, at the mailbox, and so on. I knew better than to invite Mineko into my apartment or suggest drinks or a meal out together. We conversed in public that concluded with mutual bows when we parted ways.
Then one day we were chatting as we folded our clothing in the laundry room and something unexpected happened. Mineko handed me a small envelope. It was an invitation to have a Saturday afternoon tea at MY apartment. I was instructed to slip a note under her door with the preferred date and time If interested. Everything about this was shockingly forward. It broke every rule of Japanese social etiquette. But then, as a foreigner these rules did not apply to me.
I returned a note as requested suggesting the next Saturday at 2pm. I was excited to host her and foolishly dreamed this would become a friendship with benefits. But comically, I was more nervous about serving tea. Geisha are qualified to teach the tea ceremony and are connoisseurs of green tea. I knew where to buy a high-end tea but didn't know how hot the water should be nor how long to steep the leaves. I didn't even have proper teacups.
I concluded she was not expecting "good" tea, she wanted something else. So, I would turn the tables on her and offer Japanese sake. I know sake and could speak intelligently about it. She arrived right on time and knocked softly. I opened the door quickly assuming she was worried about being seen entering. Japanese are ultra-discreet.
Mineko was wearing an antique green kimono that was likely worth many thousands of dollars. In Japanese culture green represents new beginnings and good fortune. An intentional choice I wondered. I didn't expect this as she normally dressed in conservative western clothing. Mineko wore her hair up but did not, of course, do her hair nor makeup in traditional Geisha fashion. She looked very much like a modern Japanese businesswoman in a kimono for a special occasion. I will admit that my first thought was wondering about her undergarments.
Geisha traditionally don't wear underwear. It disrupts the lines of the kimono. VPL. The intimate layers for a kimono are called
hada-juban
and the
naga-juban
. These more akin to a slip -- a thin inner kimono, held in place with a string around the waist. So, I knew her pussy was breathing fresh air under that gorgeous kimono. That knowledge aroused me. I imagined her bush was the same jet-black color as her hair. I wanted to find out.