Before I start my story, I need to give you some background information. My wife Jennifer and I have been married for twenty two years and life had become quite routine.
Throughout the years her weight had gone up due to giving birth to two boys and although she never really had a sex drive to speak of, she had now lost all desire for sex. In fact, I resolved to accept having sex one a year for our anniversary. While dating, my friends all laughed when I would tell them she never gave me head. As a result of always being turned down, I stopped all attempts for sex or head. She always went to work in unflattering pants and sneakers, no matter how much I would tell her to spruce herself up. I chalked our marriage up to being one of boring conversation and complete abstinence. That was until last year. I hadn't even noticed that she lost all the weight. In fact, she was lighter than when we first started dating.
With that said...
It was a running joke between the guys at work that when a frumpy looking woman lost weight and started wearing tight revealing clothes, she was having an affair with one of her co-workers. Little did I know that Jennifer had herself gone out and bought a new wardrobe and was wearing tight sexy clothes to work as well. Since I left the house for work before she woke up and came home well past when she returned from work herself, I never noticed. Also, for a woman that couldn't send E-mail, she spent a lot of time texting 'her girl friend from work' or her ****.
I was so bored with the marriage that all this activity was lost in me. My family however noticed that Jennifer was a different woman and would gingerly ask me if I noticed anything differently in my wife. That is what woke me up from my slumber.