The phone ringing wakes me, my head pops up looking right at it. When it rings again I move to it, Tony only rolls over as I pick it up.
"Hello." I'm sitting on the edge of the bed stretching my legs, a small groan escapes me.
"I'm calling for Tony Samson I hope I didn't get the wrong number." An older man's voice says to me.
"No you got the right number, here let me wake him." I poke Tony he grumbles I shove him over the side of the bed.
"Ah fuck what the hell was that for." Tony says his head popping over the side of the bed, his hair all over the place.
I hold the phone out to him, the older man yelling through it. Tony groans then grabs the phone he sits up on the bed. While he is doing that I stand up then stretch, groaning again then yawning. Tony is talking to whoever that is on the phone, when I mouth bathroom at him he points to a door. I go in pulling the vest and skirt off me before I sit on the toilet, much smaller than the ones I remember. The roll of paper next to it puzzles me it is soft and not very sturdy, I think perhaps I know but feel it's better to ask I am not awake yet.
"Tony." I am forced to yell I shut the door after me.
"I can't be out of toilet paper, I just put a new one in two days ago." He says coming in, he rolls his eyes when I cover myself.
"I'm not sure, this is toilet paper yes? This stuff is much softer than the paper I was using."
"Yes it is." He says to me with one thumb up then turns back to the phone. "No dad she is not some hooker or druggie. Just because I am a cop does not mean I bring my work home with me. Well alright but that was just the one time and I learned quickly, well come on you have to admit she had a great body at the time. Yes you can talk to her, just not yet she is on the toilet."
I bury my head in my hands then point to the door, Tony resumes talking to his dad then goes out shutting the door. When I finish I moan in the luxurious feel of the soft paper, I thank god for letting me find such heavenly toilet paper. I flush then wash my hands, thanking god again for hot water, I take a few seconds to find the towels. These are incredibly soft compared to what I remember. The large towels give me an idea, I look around then smile when I find what can only be a bath, it is not a huge metal tub but it is deep and long enough.
"Here you talk to him." Tony says handing me the phone.
"Could you make me a hot bath please? I have not had one in forever and I miss it terribly." I say to him as he goes into the bathroom then put the phone to my ear. "Hello again."
"Hi back I'm sorry for the manner which we were introduced, my son does not have the greatest of track records with women. Now I understand you met him yesterday, does this have anything to do with this Jaguar chick?"
"I... hang on let me ask Tony something first." I say into the phone then open the door. "Tony... good lord you could always sit that sounds horrible." The phone echoes with laughter, Tony looks over at me. "Is it alright if I tell him everything, I remember reading it is possible for phone conversations to be recorded."
"Ask him if he is on his cell phone if not go ahead." Tony says before pointing at the door and sticking his tongue out.
"Well I know I am not disturbing him in there any longer, are you on your cell phone?" I ask after gleefully shutting the door the sound dies down to almost nothing.
"No I'm on the home phone." Is the answer after he stops his fit of laughter.
"John would you be talking to Tony? Hi dear how are you, you never call anymore, do you know anything about this Jaguar person?" A woman's voice comes on the line.
"Martha no I am talking to Tony's woman, now shush we are trying to have a conversation on the very subject."
"Oh thank god I was starting to think he likes men and not woman at all. Not that there is anything wrong with that if you are a man of course, it is just a mom wants to see her little boy grow up marry a wonderful lady then have more kids just like him." Martha continues on talking fast totally ignoring what her husband said.
"Martha stop let her talk."
"Please do not repeat this to anyone, I am not the most vocal of people. I am Jaguar, though if you please call me Emap I do not wish to always be known." I hold the phone away from my ear at the scream.
Tony comes out of the bathroom with a stick in his mouth while there is some yelling coming over the phone. He looks at me holding the phone away from my ear then rolls his eyes. He holds his hand out for the phone, I hand it over happily.
"That is a hot bath I hear or did you leave the sink on?"
"Both actually I am bad about leaving the sink on while I brush my teeth. I have shampoo it's just the basic stuff no lavender or shit in it. We can pick up some bath oils and shit later, reminds me I only have a comb, I do not think brushing your hair with it will be worthwhile." He says before putting the phone to his ear.
"I only want to soak in a hot bath and dry off with those towels, they are a godsend the towels I grew up on were rougher. If you could show me how to turn the water off I think I shall get in now."
Tony shows me how to turn the water off and on it is strange he has one big plastic knob that swivels up and down to turn the water on and off. I moan as I sit in the tub, the water coming up to me halfway hot as I wished. Tony comes back in as I am turning the water off, he spits in the sink then rinses his mouth before putting the stick back in and brushing some more. He leaves again talking on the phone, I sigh then lower myself in the water reveling in the heat all over my body.
Tony comes back in dressed, he leans over the mirror then takes the comb to his hair. He spends a rather long time brushing and rebrushing his hair before he walks over to me mostly submerged in the tub. I laugh as he leans over me, his hair looks exactly the same as it did when he woke up.
"Laugh all you want I like having the scruffy look and I have to brush my hair. So are you going to come out or do you want to look like a raisin?"
"God I want to stay here, I have been relegated to slow moving walks in and out of the Amazon River or standing in the rain for the last hundred and four years. Though I am getting out, the water is cooling." I shoo him out of the way then get out, he hands me a towel then watches me dry myself.