When there is time, I have always taken ferries, going to engage artists or to participate in language-teaching events. Ferries are excellent for erotic encounters, as I can attest from personal experience and as others have reported to me. So, feeling once more the urge to write about such things, I am launching a craft of my own to carry some of these seaborne adventures, which seem always to have an element of service, sometimes initially altruistic but ultimately making the satisfaction mutual. As was the case with my initiation of a sweet young man I will call Mark, 25 years ago.
1
Hull to Rotterdam, autumn. Part of the pleasure was the sumptuous buffet included in the fare, and I was savouring the meal when the young man courteously asked, in an American accent, if he could join me. He was short in stature but neatly made, quite muscular inside the short-sleeved blue shirt and jeans. He was pale, with ash-blonde hair cut close, pale blue eyes and a complexion so smooth it suggested he hardly needed to shave.
We quickly began to converse, partly because he seemed to need some human contact, even reassurance. It soon emerged that he was travelling to his wedding in the Netherlands, and I guessed that much as he was overjoyed about the forthcoming union, he was also apprehensive about it for some reason.. He and Toos (pronounced Toe-sh, she was Dutch) were postdocs in some rarefied, pioneering field of physics, and had met when she was studying at his college in the USA. They were going to work together at CERN, the respected research centre in Geneva. They were in their mid-twenties, the period of maximum productivity in the manipulation of creative particle mathematics.
So, why the apprehension? The quantum world was all before them and they were going to take it by storm. It was clear that their relationship was not derived entirely from mutual intellectual admiration, but the first clue about the possible rift in the lute came when he said shyly, 'We know a heck of a lot of string theory but nothing about marriage.'
'Aha,' I said, 'Plenty about bosons but nothing about bosoms.'
'Yeah. We spent our teenage years in the lab and the library.'
'Making equations and not making out?'
'Yeah. We've read up the theory and we know the physiology, but - '
'You've not checked each other out at all?'
'Too busy and too shy, I guess. We're about as virgin as you can be.'
'Well,' I said, 'You're going to have a wonderful time getting to learn each other.'
'Not quite like that,' he said. 'We've split the field, as we do with the physics. She's researching and prepping the contraception and I'm supposed to major in the practical work.'
'On the wedding night she'll be preventing the pregnancy, and you'll be showing her all the holds and throws.'
'Yeah. That's about it.'
'I hope you don't mind my putting it bluntly,' I said.
'Go ahead.'
'Are you supposed to be still virgins, then, when the dinner and dance are done?'
'I think she's happy for me to get some help.'
By now we had finished eating and were drinking coffee. It was evident what an unattached woman should offer. I said, 'You must know, Mark, that it's commonplace for a lad to be initiated by an experienced older woman.'
'I know that's supposed to happen sometimes.' Then he blushed a hot pink in his smooth, hairless cheeks. 'Oh, I wasn't asking - wasn't trying to - wasn't hinting -'
'I know you weren't, and why shouldn't you, anyway? You're an attractive young man, and any older, or younger, woman might be ready to assist.'
He was still blushing and stammering. 'It didn't occur to me. You must think me very thoughtless and naΓ―ve.'
'The question is, dear Mark, whether or not you might like me to groom you for being a bridegroom, supposing you find me passably attractive, bearing in mind my being ten years older and showing signs of wear and tear.'
Of course, he found it difficult to answer, being shy and unused to such a dialogue. I therefore said, 'I'm going to my cabin now. It's a two-person berth, but I'm alone. This is the number. If you'd like to take advantage of my offer, come along when you're ready. If you don't want to, that's fine. I shan't be offended or chase you round the deck.'
2
Of course, he came, or there would be no further story. When I opened the door to his knock, I observed that he had showered and possibly shaved, though there had been no need of it, as the pink complexion was more the result of embarrassment than the scrapings of a razor. He was wearing a clean shirt and different jeans and was holding a bottle of wine and a box of Belgian chocolates. Quite the gentleman.
Once inside the small space he gave me the plonk and chocs and stood looking away, hands thrust into his back pockets for not knowing what else to do with them. He cleared his throat as if to speak but said nothing. Meanwhile I put the things on the tiny chest of drawers.
I had also had a shower, but was fully dressed again, in blouse and skirt, with the full panoply of underwear beneath - the lesson should surely include negotiating the bra-knicker-stocking assault course, in case Toos would be expecting disrobing.
'Do you and Toos do any kissing?' I asked.
'Oh, yes,' he said, bringing forth his hands, throwing his arms around me and plonking his mouth on mine. Since I was in heels we were much of a height. The kissing was firm and dry and when I slid my tongue between his lips he was startled for a moment, but quickly rallied and returned the favour. He tasted pleasantly of toothpaste. We got into the kissing quite soon, and he even began running his hands up and down my back. I gently massaged the back of his neck and stroked his hair.
After a while we released each other, and I said, 'I suspect Toos usually wears trousers - pants in American - but maybe she will be in a dress for the nuptials?'
'Oh, yes,' he said, 'Her parents are very conventional. She'll have a big white one with all the extras. And her going-away outfit is also a dress, chosen by her mother.'
'Well, then, Mark, she may expect you to take it, and whatever she has underneath, off. I'm presuming you haven't stripped her so far? Right. So you practise on me. I'm wearing the usual garments and they have to come off. Start outside and move inwards.'
He was unsure at first how to remove the top layer, but eventually found the zip at the back, used it, and wondered whether to hoist the frock over my head or drop it to the floor. He chose the former, perhaps to keep it off the deck, and laid it carefully on the top bunk. To my amusement he was averting his gaze, too polite to contemplate me in my skivvies.