You pull into the driveway in the Ford Station Wagon after a long, hard day at the office. Your tie is loosened around your throat, your throat dry for a drink. The front door swings open, and there I am to greet you: your perky little wife, hair perfectly aerosol sprayed into place, lips glistening full with cherry red lipstick, nails polished pink to match, and the sweetest little outfit on...pink pumps, white stockings and garter, and a frilly apron tied tightly around my waist because I've been in the kitchen cooking your supper. And that's it, I'm wearing nothing else....
I place a double vodka martini in your hands and plant a kiss on your lips, and pull you into the hallway so we can shut the door. "Where are the youngsters?" you ask. "Next door playing with Billy Bob and Sue Ann until after dinner, so I've made a special treat for you for dinner."
I lead you into the living room and ease you into the blue and white swiss polka dot Lazy Boy Recliner. I put your feet up, take your shoes off, rub the soles of your feet to help you relax...