When I was much younger I used to enjoy going to strip shows. Done properly, I think it is highly erotic to watch an attractive woman seductively take off all her clothing with the apparent purpose – even if it is only make believe – of making herself ready for you.
I've seen some very good strippers, including one who was older than the average with a body that had begun to sag. But she knew all the moves and when she was finished I'm sure there wasn't a guy in the place who wasn't turned on. She had style, which for her meant slow and easy.
Anyway I eventually got bored with strip clubs because most of the women today aren't very good dancers and are usually too stoned to care anyway. Besides one pussy is pretty much the same as the next one when they belong to people you don't care anything for.
But I think a strip show from a lover would be a tremendous aphrodisiac, although I've never had the experience.
Tonight is going to be different. It's my birthday and I've asked for only one thing – you.
As I drive to your place I'm keen to discover how you'll interpret my request. You greet me at the door dressed for dinner – your short black party dress that shows your legs and breasts to advantage and black spiky heels. Underneath, I'm guessing, you're wearing a strapless bra and black silk thongs, nylons and garter belt. I hope this time you've put your panties over the garter belt – for some reason you don't usually like to do this – so that I can slip your panties off somewhere along the line without taking off your nylons. I find that quite a turn on.
"You look stunning, babe," I tell you as we kiss and grope on the landing inside your front door. "Where are we going for dinner."
You lead me into the living room before answering. "We're not going out, sweetie. I want you to sit right there on the couch and make yourself comfortable. I'll be right back."
You disappear iinto the kitchen and I take in the room, which is sort of different. No lights are on. Just candles, everywhere. The pine chest, which is usually right in front of the couch, is in the centre of the room. There's another small table beside the couch with a big ashtray in the middle. Odd, too, there's no music playing.
You return bearing a large crystal glass of ice and single malt Scotch and a cigar.
"I wasn't sure at first how you meant 'me' for your birthday," you say as you stand in front of me. "But eventually I decided you meant it very literally and so (and you pause and do a slow pirouette) here is your present. However, I want you to enjoy this drink and this cigar while I unwrap your present for you and then you can do with me whatever you wish."
You hand me the drink and cigar and a lighter you had in your hand as well. You watch closely as I light the cigar and taste my drink.
"Is everything to you satisfaction?"
"Oh yes, please continue."
You move to the CD player and flick it on. A jazzy piece by Diane Kroll begins to play. Then you step up onto the pine box and stand there facing me, listening to the music. Then you begin gently sway to the beat. Before the piece is half finished I'm watching a very solo, seductive dance on the pine box in front of me that is every bit as good – no, better – than anything I've ever seen before. I can already feel my cock tingling and starting to grow.