This story is true. I hope you like it.
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I was falling for her. I really was. Stephanie and I had become inseparable in the previous two or three months and it had really made it a great summer. We met at a college party in upstate New York, both of us had been drinking pretty heavily and I overheard her speaking Spanish. I had taken some Spanish in high school and now in college so I chimed in. Her boyfriend didn't like it too much when we started carrying on a conversation, but I really didn't care, in fact, I didn't like him and really would not have minded a chance to whip his scrawny ass.
A week or two later Stephanie and I met up and I had to talk to her again. This time it was at a country bar, Bullwinkle's, and we danced a couple of times. After dancing, I bought her a beer and we began to talk. What a great girl, we were really hitting it off. She told me that she had broken up with her boyfriend and I immediately said "Really, that's great!" She looked at me kind of funny and I honestly told her "I hope you don't mind me saying that, but you breaking up means that I might have a chance with you. Honestly, I think you might be out of my league, so I understand if you're not interested".
Stephanie was hot; she had a body that seemed to be made of stone. I later learned that she was an aerobics instructor and played tennis on the college team -- that explained her being in such great shape. She was also VERY pretty. Her dad was Hispanic and her mom was white -- it made for an exceptionally nice complexion combined with stunning features -- I have to admit I was smitten.
"Really?" she said. "You think I am out of your league?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Well" she said "I thought you wouldn't be interested in me -- it turns out we were both wrong." I was taken aback "Wow, she likes ME?" I thought. I wound up taking her home that night. I am kind of old fashioned I guess with conservative roots, so I kissed her good night after making plans to meet up with her the next day.
We immediately began to start seeing each other daily. After a couple of weeks of dating, I and a bunch of close friends who all lived near each other in an apartment complex threw a big party. It was your typical college party: lots of kegs, lots of people, and a GREAT time for everybody. Steph and I hung out with each other and our friends that night and when it was shutting down, we went inside my apartment. We had made out before -- just French kissing, but with the combination of more alcohol than normal and our growing attraction to each other, we found ourselves in my bedroom. She was obviously horny (not that I wasn't) and our heavy breathing and making out just naturally led to our clothes being removed.
There was just enough light to make out her form as she took off her loose fitting shirt and blue-jean shorts. We were standing together still kissing and beginning to fondle each other when I made the best move I have ever made -- I still look back on this moment as one that I am extremely proud of.
I told her to lie down on the bed and I remained standing. I told her "I hope you don't mind this, but I have got to see you." And I turned on the light.
She had a penis!!!
Just kidding....