Until about eight years ago my wife and I were practicing naturists (i.e., nudists) and I published a quarterly newsletter (peak circulation of about 2500 in 1986) focusing on naturism. Because of the newsletter I frequently received letters and phone calls from people with naturist related stories. In August 1982 I was contacted by a woman at a naturist resort in Michigan regarding alleged relationships between a eighteen year old young man and two or more older (i.e., 30+) women and unconfirmed allegations that this young man may have been sexually involved with as many as 15 other women at the resort. The following is excerpted from the article I eventually wrote regarding this matter:
"While the manager of the resort would state only that the resort is still investigating the allegations, he indicated there is substantial sentiment in the resortās nudist community for expelling the 18 year old and his family. Speaking of the 18 year old, the manager said 'there is a feeling among many of the guests that heās had a disruptive effect.' The manager declined to elaborate on the nature of any disruption, and conceded that the young man had not been charged with violating any of the rules of the resort. There is a distinct feeling among those sympathetic to the 18 year old, however, that the managerās citing of a 'disruptive effect' was an oblique reference to the young man's unusually large genitals. A female nudist at the resort offered that 'this is a simple case of penis envy. They wonāt admit it, but a lot of the men at this resort are threatened by the size of his penis.'ā
I was at first very concerned that someone was pulling my leg on this story, so I asked my source, Janice, if she had a photo of this young man who she referred to as Ed. She said no, she didnāt, but sheād take one - she was very matter of fact about it. I asked how she knew Ed would consent to having his picture taken and she laughed and said āwhy shouldnāt he?ā So a week later I receive a slightly overexposed polaroid of two young men posing next to a pool. One is about six inches taller than the other, and the taller one has the most enormous penis Iād ever seen, abnormally huge. Heās long-limbed, fairly large-boned frame, and sinewy; definitely slender but not skinny. His penis is circumcised and appears perfectly flaccid and it hangs more than halfway to his knees. It also appears incredibly wide. His hair looks long and stringy, like maybe he just got out of the pool. No particular body hair to speak of other than some pubic hair. The other is shorter, skinnier, unremarkable in every way. The overexposure made it difficult to make out facial features. I remember that I debated at the time whether or not to describe it as āunusuallyā large or āabnormallyā large. I chose āunusuallyā because I thought it was less lubricious. Iām no longer a practicing naturist but I was at the time, and naturists are always concerned about the perception that naturism is a sexual thing. So I was very ambivalent about the article in the first place and I really tried to play down the whole ābig penisā angle. A urologist I consulted after receiving a polaroid of Ed confirmed that the degree of genital overdevelopment was in fact abnormal.
This picture was truly startling. I went so far as to try to scale the picture - you know, Ed is three inches high in the picture, his penis is 3/8 of an inch, Janice tells me heās slightly over six feet tall, etc. I remember distinctly that they indicated this young man had a nine inch flaccid penis. Janice had already offered her opinion that the men at the resort were intimidated by this young manās size and I remember being very skeptical of that theory. I mean, differences in penis size is something thatās not new to naturists - I think flaccid penis size varies more than erect penis size. And while I wouldnāt claim that naturists donāt note the differences, I can honestly say that your bona fide naturist doesnāt dwell on it (notwithstanding that Iāve now devoted two full paragraphs to this young manās size). But I must admit thinking that yeah, I might be intimidated by something that outrageously huge. I showed the polaroid to my wife. Her reaction appeared to me more one of stunned amazement rather than sexual arousal. Her remark upon seeing the picture was something to the effect of "my god, it's freakish."
Janice was motivated by what she perceived as blatant physiognomic discrimination on the part of the resort and the naturist community at the resort. I too found this an interesting journalistic angle and arranged for my wife and I to visit the resort. We decided that we would attempt to meet Ed and his family before making the journalistic nature of our visit known to the resort management. We met Janice immediately upon arriving at the resort and she arranged to take me to the pool area where Ed would generally be during the afternoon. My wife stayed behind at our room. We arrived at the pool and I recognized Ed from his photo. He was in the water with a friend but he immediately acknowledged Janice and climbed out of the pool. The polaroid had not prepared me for the sight of this ungodly organ in the flesh. Ed was literally hung like a horse, his flaccid penis possessing a length, girth and meatiness far beyond any penis I'd ever seen (and I'd been a practicing naturist for a decade at that point and visited more than 30 naturist resorts). In the way that all males are practiced at, I gauged the dimensions of this organ and then attempted to avoid staring. Janice, with whom Ed was plainly very friendly, invited him to a picnic she was planning for the next day. He readily accepted the invitation, so eagerly that I suspected that he'd been sexually involved with Janice (a suspicion Janice initially denied but ultimately confirmed). The plan was that my wife and I would stumble upon this picnic and would then have an opportunity to interview Ed. As we were leaving the pool area I noticed a pronounced imbalance in the male-female ratio at the pool - there was one other male besides myself and at least ten females ranging from ages 18 to 60. This struck me as unusual and I wondered whether it was attributable to the presence at the pool of this super-penis.
My wife and I had arranged with Janice to meet her and Ed at a clearing in a wooded area adjacent to the designated picnicing area. As my wife and I approached through the woods we heard giggling and saw Ed following Janice about as she prepared the picnic area. It was plain that he was attempting to interest her in some sort of sexual horseplay and she was politely demurring. Not surprisingly, he was in a state of semi-arousal and his penis was even larger than what I had seen the day before, although it continued to hang perfectly perpendicular to the ground and retained the meatiness and pliability of a flaccid penis. I estimated his semi-turgid length at over ten inches. My wife was quite simply slack-jawed, standing next to me in stunned silence as we spied on Ed and Janice. As we were about to enter the clearing my wife grabbed my hand, took a deep breath and paused for a moment to compose herself. In retrospect this was the first moment that I became aware of the profound sexual effect that this massive penis was having on my wife.
We entered the clearing and Janice reacted with feigned surprise at our presence. Ed reacted with genuine surprise and betrayed a certain amount of disappointment at our presence, no doubt assuming that we were ruining any chance he had for a sexual interlude that afternoon. Janice introduced my wife to Ed. My wife was very attractive in those days, if I must say so myself, but Ed was merely polite and gave no indication of any interest in my wife. My wife, however, reacted in a most unusual way. She was 30 years old at the time and typically assumed a very mature and even matronly tone with younger men that she would meet. But her voice and her demeanor were anything but matronly on this occasion. She half whispered and half giggled a "hello" to the young man and extended a visibly trembling hand for his handshake. I was stunned to to note an exaggerated femininity and coquettishness in her behavior that I hadn't seen since our dating days. As my wife later described it to me, it was an involuntary reaction on her part to the presence of such an extraordinary amount of "maleness."
My own reaction to this gigantic cock also surprised me. Although I was very aroused by my wife's reaction, my own already modest penis seemed to be unusually modest, barely peeking out from my pubic bush. My flaccid length varies, and generally my state of arousal would have produced a four inch semi-flaccid penis. I don't know if it was some sort of atavistic male response to a distinctly superior male organ or perhaps just the awkardness of being the "other guy" in the presence of two females and a gigantic penis, but I was definitely not showing to advantage. Meanwhile my wife was losing her battle to be discreet and Ed caught her staring at his penis on numerous occasions. He must have been accustomed to this because he showed no particular reaction to her obvious fascination with his extraordinary endowment. His attention was firmly focused on Janice, a skinny woman with frizzy hair and a very plain face but with breasts that were extremely large for her frame, a fact that no doubt riveted Ed's attention.
Janice produced a bottle of red wine from a cooler and ostentatiously offered wine to me and my wife but not to Ed, who seemed uninterested in the wine anyway. We were all sitting on a blanket on the ground other than Ed, who sat on the cooler with his enormous dong hanging most of the way to the ground (I couldn't be certain but it seemed to me that he must have been aware that seated on the cooler his penis was displayed more prominently than if he had been sitting on the ground). While I sipped at my wine I noticed that Janice was freely imbibing. I also noted with surprise that my wife, who generally prefers white wine and insists that red wine gives her a headache, was soon working on her second large glass of wine. By the time we'd finished with some cheese and french bread both my wife and Janice were a bit red-cheeked and giggling and otherwise exhibiting the influence of the wine. Janice had turned the conversation to her breasts, in particular the social and physical disadvantages of having disproportionately large breasts. As she was doing this she was sitting in a manner that accentuated her breasts, and although I'm not a breast man I must admit the effect was stunning. Ed reacted to the conversation and Janice's flamboyantly large breasts with a burgeoning erection that continued to extend straight towards the ground but must now have been at least twelve inches long and damn near as thick as the wine bottle. My wife had ceased any attempt to avert her eyes and she was now unabashedly staring at this horsecock. Suddenly my wife turned to face me and said "let's go for a walk in the woods."