Our first two children practically appeared on demand. I think I winked at Catherine just after she got off the pill and nine months later Dita was born. I'm pretty sure Catherine and I were in sitting too close in the back of a rental car when Junior was conceived.
But Number3 ignored Catherine's child bearing hips and my supersperm. We were in our early thirties and we decided that now would be the perfect time if there ever was one. We'd used condoms for two years so conception should have simply required skipping a step. Over and done.
That was not in our plans.
For six months it was an internal joke for both of us. Blessed with two children already we decided early that adoption was a great alternative if we couldn't conceive. So we doubled our typical intimacy and hoped for the best.
Of course there was a little planning involved. Cycles, ovulation, boxers, etc. We made certain that no sperm were wasted so oral finishes were off the table. There was no self-gratification for those three day business trips she took at the beginning of each month. Worst of all I couldn't finish on her ass when I fucked her from behind. That, my friend, was my sacrifice to the team.
But six months into this joyous fuckfest we were barren. I began contemplating the choices we would need to consider for adoption. My wife, however, was headed down another path.
In March that path started with the juices. Unbeknownst to me Catherine began to worry in month three that we needed to do more than just fuck regularly to get pregnant. Had I been attentive I would have noticed the change in our diets in December, the abundance of doggy style in January and the rise in morning fuckery in February. But I'm a man. I didn't notice.
Until the juices.
"Stop looking at it and drink it," Catherine ordered as I eyed the green, lukewarm concoction she brought me as I jumped into the shower to wake up. We typically were up well before our kids because they slept like angels. We got super lucky and their daycare runs them like crazy during the day. So from 6 to 6:30AM we get some alone time.
As for the 12 ounce glass of sewage I was holding, I closed my eyes and bottomed up. "What was in there?" I curiously asked though I was more focused on using the shower water to get the taste out my mouth.
"Asparagus and spinach," she listed. "Some ginger and lemon. We're going to start eating healthier." Then she reached into shower and grabbed me by the balls. This wasn't the first time, but her intent was far different and my dick knew it.
"Buy me dinner first," I joked as my balls were being measured in some way.
"Water's too hot," she thought aloud before releasing my testicles and notching down the shower water heat. I assumed that meant she was going to join me but I was mistaken.
She simply watched me in her robe like the horny accountant I knew her to be. "Anything else, Catherine?" I asked as I dipped my head into the lukewarm shower.
"Would you mind," Cathering modestly asked, "stroking your dick for me?" Her robe was now open and I could see her hand twirling her thick and curly pubic hair.
Without hesitation I began stroking my dick toward Catherine. I could see her fingers disappear into pussy as she stood outside our semitransparent shower curtain.
Then she leaned into the shower and pulled me closer to edge. I turned the shower head inward to keep the water from spilling out. She looked up at me with her big brown eyes and took my dick into her mouth.
Oh, how I'd forgotten how much I loved how she stroked my shaft with two hands while she bobbed up and down on my head. At some point I questioned how she was going to get pregnant using this method, but I kept seeing her heaving brown breasts bounce as she sucked my dick.
I knew I couldn't take much more when I caught a glimpse of her in the mirror. She knew I was watching her in the mirror so she shifted her robe to one side so I could stare at her perfectly rounded ass. It was like watching my two favorite porn stars - us - live on set. Five more bobs of her curly head and I was done.
I shifted my hips to pull away, but she pulled me deeper and deep throated me as I came. 'That's no way to get pregnant,' I thought to myself. But she politely gulped and rinsed her face before jumping in the shower to get ready for the day.
The next morning was the same, but different. I awoke to Catherine writhing beside me. She was face deep into her pillow with her hands clearly between her legs. As I naturally wrapped my arm around her waist, she moaned and guided my hand behind her. Her destination was heavily lubricated and ready for action.
We'd only tried anal four or five times before and each time the tightness of her ass made me come so fast my head spun.
So I eased behind her and gently placed the head of my dick near her asshole. We slowly pushed into each other while she gripped the pillows. Inch by inch my dick disappeared into her until we felt like one. Afraid to move I simply held on for what I knew was coming.
Catherine's hips began to rock as I lay wedged within her. The rocking slowly turned to churning and the churns became bucking. It was like she was trying to get me off of her but if my dick pulled away even the slightest bit she pulled me back in. And then she'd buck harder.
Watching her ass quake violently against my dick made my hips thrust and for the first time and there I was - actually fucking her in her ass. I finally understood why folks had it on the menu. I felt Catherine begin to orgasm and I knew I wasn't far behind.