Eric Newman's fingers steadily clicked away at the keyboard of his Mac PC, which sat in the middle of the mahagony desk in his bedroom. A portable CD player sat on his lap, piping soothing 'environmental' music into Eric's ears, via headphones. The digital clock on the corner of his desk read 11:10 PM. Normally, Eric would be ready to go to bed very soon, at this time of night. However, since it was a Friday night, he could afford to stay up later than usual. He was on a creative roll, and he was taking full advantage of it. The inspiration - his muse, if you will - was a young woman named Sarah - Sarah Rhine.
Eric had met Sarah online, just two nights earlier. The chatroom nic "CaliforniaGirl" attracted his attention, and he P2Pd her. They had a nice, friendly chat. It turned out that she lived in Southern California, just as he did, but she was reluctant to give the exact name of the town. She told Eric that she worked as a 'gal Friday' at a law firm, and liked music and gardening in her spare time. Sarah liked the fact that Eric was older than her - he had twenty-six years under his belt, compared to her twenty-three. After talking for an hour or so, they exchanged e-mail addresses. She promised to send Eric a picture, if he did the same for her. After they ended their chat, he e-mailed Sarah a scan of a recent photo of him. She replied later that evening. "Thanks for the pic, Eric - you're a cutie! :-) Here, as promised, is my picture. Let me know how you like it!"
Her photo showed her to be a slender, attractive young woman. She had windswept brunette hair (just a few shades lighter than his), soft hazel eyes, and an infectious smile. Eric was smitten, from the moment he lied eyes on her photo.
The story that Eric was composing on his PC was meant to impress Sarah. If words worked for Cyrano de Bergerac, when he wooed Roxanne, then maybe they could work for him too, he figured. He typed quickly, finally ending his story about half an hour after midnight. Once he was through writing, he leaned back in his chair, turned off his CD player, and stretched out his arms. He got up and fixed himself a snack in the kitchen, as reward for finishing his story. He returned to his desk with a slice of chocolate cake and a steaming cup of cappucino. He nibbled on the cake while he looked over his work. After making a few small corrections, he was very pleased with the results. He wrote a short, tongue-in-cheek e-mail to Sarah, explaining that the attached story was about one of his 'more chivalrous ancestors'. The final version read as follows:
SIR ERIC AND THE DRAGON - A STORY OF OLD ENGLAND
Brave Sir Eric of York set out on horseback, one fine spring morning many years ago (back in the fourteenth century, as a matter of fact). This knight's mission was to find and slay the notorious Green Dragon, which was terrorizing the local populace (and we all know how populaces hate to be terrorized!). He rode his mighty brown stallion Pegasus across the pastoral English countryside. He passed many rolling hills, and the banks of the Flairn River. Sir Eric's metallic armor suit reflected the sun's steady glare.
The knight spotted the entrance to a cave, on the horizon. He knew he needed to investigate further, to see if it was the dragon's lair. Eric rode his trusty steed across the wide grassy fields. His heard began to beat faster, and he became keenly aware of a sense of fear building underneath his breastplate. "True knights do not run from danger - they must face it head on!" Sir Eric told himself, to stifle his nerves.
When he reached the gaping mouth of the cave, he dismounted Pegasus, and tied the horse's reigns to a slim birch tree nearby. Sir Eric entered the cave, which was made up of black rock and led down into the ground. He gripped the scabbard of his sheathed sword Valripon, and stepped into the dank tunnel. His metal boots made loud clanking sounds upon the hard cave floor. Each step took him further away from the security of daylight and closer to the unknown dangers within. He became aware of a foul, unpleasant odor coming from ahead. Suddenly, a blinding flash of orange light filled the cavern, followed by a big puff of thick grey smoke. Sir Eric trembled, for he knew that the Green Dragon was within a stone's throw of where he now stood!
Taking a moment to gather his courage, the bold knight of England set forth to slay the beast, where it lay. His visor was drawn up, to protect his eyes. He held Valripon high in the air. The dragon - now keenly aware of the knight's presence - breathed fire once again. Sir Eric will never forget the sight of the hideous creature's scaly green body, flashing red eyes, and oversized jaws dripping with saliva. The dragon was as big as it was ugly. "How can I vanquish such a huge, ferocious monster?" Eric asked himself. Knowing that he was sworn to protect his countrymen at all costs, even at the risk of life and limb, he bravely charged the Green Dragon.
Riled to anger, the dragon sat upright on it's haunches. It spewed forth a third blast of deadly flame. Sir Eric ducked, just in time. He knew he act to act quickly, to avoid being fried like a boar carcass on a spit. He ripped the tunic off his chest, with his free hand. Aiming for the dragon's head, Eric flung the heavy cloth upwards. "Sshrrnnkk??!!" the dragon grunted in annoyance, as the tunic fell right across it's eyes. Taking advantage of his foe's confusion, the daring knight leapt forward. He plunged his strong sword into the dragon's soft white belly. A loud hissing noise emanted from the spot which Valripon had penetrated. Eric pulled out his blade from the beast's belly, and stumbled backwards. The dragon trembled, as thick yellowish fluid poured from the open wound on it's belly. It's wide head wobbled back and forth upon it's elongated neck, as life seeped out of it's grotesque body. Sir Eric watched in awe, as the awful creature completed it's death throes. It finally collapsed onto the floor, with a deafening thud. Eric waved away the foul stench of the vanquished dragon, with his gloved hand. He pulled his tunic away from the monster's eyes, and then slowly withdrew his sword from the felled beast. After catching his breath, he turned and headed back out of the cave. He took three steps, then heard something most unexpected - a woman's voice.
"Oh thank you, thank you good sir!" The woman came up from the depths of the cave, and embraced him. "Brave sir, you have slayed the horrid dragon! Thank you, from the bottom of my heart!" She kissed his helmet's cheeks, in gratitude. Sir Eric gently grasped her dainty arms.
"Milady, I know not who are you, nor where you live. But I am surely heartened to know that I have saved thee from a ghastly fate! Now may I escort you out of this wretched dark hole?" The woman readily agreed. She linked her arm with his, as he led them both back up the tunnel and into the light of day.
Once outside the cave, Eric removed his helmet, out of deference to the lady. He was struck by her beauty. She had long locks of golden-blonde hair, and smooth, porcelian-white skin. Her slender form was covered by a dress of white linen. "We must introduce ourselves properly, good sir! I am Lady Sarah, of Barrington." She bowed to him. Sir Eric took her hand.
"Lady Sarah, I am Sir Eric of York. I am honored to be of service to thee!" He bent his head down and kissed her hand. She silently swooned. She explained to the knight that she had been kidnapped by the dragon earlier that day, when she was out picking flowers in the meadow. She shuddered to think what her fate would have been, had the handsome knight not saved her. Sir Eric cleaned his blade by rubbing it along the grass beneath him. Lady Sarah was quite impressed by the tunic which he re-attached to the front of his armor. "That is a handsome tunic, Sir Eric - as befits a handsome knight!"
"I am humbled by your kind words, milady," he replied. "And may I state that thy beauty and grace surely rival that of the ladies of York - and that is saying quite a lot!" He went to untie his horse's reigns from the small tree beside the cave entrance.
"Thank you, Sir Eric." She cleared her throat. "May I trouble thee to take me back to the Manor Elindor, where I reside?" she asked him, hesitantly. "I shall see to it that you recieve generous reward, for saving my life."
"Milady, it would be an honor, to return you to your home!"
Sir Eric rode his mighty steed across the large green fields, with Lady Sarah clinging to him from behind. Sarah could not help but wonder about the masculine form lying underneath that top layer of thick metal. Were Sir Eric's legs, arms, and torso as strong and well-formed as his armor suggested? She hoped to find out, before too much longer...
The one dozen servants of Elindor Manor were overjoyed to see the lady of the house returned safely to them. "Sir Eric of York, we shall prepare you a feast fit for King Arthur himself!" said Cedric, the burly cook of Elindor. He and the other servants went to work preparing a fine feast for Sarah and her guest. As night fell, Eric and Sarah dined on roasted pheasant, mashed potatoes, and stewed vegetables in the spacious dining room.
"This is quite a lovely house, milady. I hope you are proud to call it yours!" said Sir Eric, between sips of wine.
"Oh yes, to be sure," replied Sarah, with a slightly wistful look in her eyes. "But even the large rooms and fine furnishings cannot assuage the lonliness I sometimes feel. Oh, it's been so long since a man has spent the night here! Please, sir - will you spend the night in the guest room? It would be such a pleasure to share breakfast with thee, tomorrow morn!"
Eric accepted her kind invitation, and Sarah instructed two of her servants to prepare the guest room for him. They bowed to her and scooted upstairs to perform that task.