I get erections when I don't want to. It's no problem if I'm driving or behind a desk but it can be embarrassing when I'm out in the open. I can't control when it happens. My mind just gets triggered by something and I get sexy thoughts and there it is. It can happen in just a second or so. I'm sure it happens to other guys but my mind must be hornier than most because it happens to me really often.
It's the kind of thing that traditionally happens to teen age boys. But that's not me. My next birthday I'll be forty. And it isn't like I'm lacking a sex life. My next anniversary with my wife will be sixteen years. Our oldest, a boy, is likely getting close to experiencing similar embarrassing moments.
After sixteen years, sex with my wife is not as passionate and often as it was at the beginning, that's true. But it still happens with regularity. I desire her and she certainly acts as if she still desires me. I can get an erection watching her lovely ass as she moves around the house. That often means I come up behind her and reach around and fondle her breasts as I press my erection into that ass. That can mean she turns around and we kiss and move to the bedroom for some action, or, it can mean she turns and smiles and tells me "later" because she's in the midst of taking care of our children and house and meals and laundry and so on. Since we first had sex about a year before we married, neither of us has been with anyone else. Well, I know I haven't and am as sure as possible about my wife, although it's not something that I would ever ask her about.
So, here I am at work, standing in the outer office near some file cabinets and an event from some porno story I read hits my mind and, boom, it's fully up, hard, stiff, tenting my trousers. My secretary looks at me and says, "Is that because of me?"
I interviewed several women and chose to hire Gretchen. She's smart, knows how to do everything in the office that I want done, can proceed on her own with minimal instructions, is pleasant and open. I've never experienced any malicious gossip from her or devious attempts to influence me in the year and a half she's worked for me. We get along fine. She's about three years younger than me, married with two children. She's not unattractive. I'll admit I hired her at least in part because she looks good. Not a sexpot but more like a nice looking girl next door with a trim, athletic body. She's probably six inches shorter than me. I'm not fat at all, try to stay in shape, but I'm bulky compared to her; she's on the small and slight side of things. I don't think I'd ever had a sexy thought about her. I mean she's attractive enough to have sexy thoughts about but our relationship had always been completely business.
So when I hear that, "Is that because of me?" I sort of panic. "No," I say immediately, probably a little too quick and too loud, "I just thought of something I read a day or two ago."
"That's too bad," she replies, "I was hoping I could still manage to arouse somebody."
I realize I have to say something more. I mean, we're like friends as much as working partners. "You're plenty attractive, Gretchen, I imagine there are several guys around here that letch after you. It's just that this time, you weren't the cause." Shit, that probably isn't a smart thing to say either. I have no idea whether there's anyone that's hot for her other than her husband. And then it slowly comes to me that perhaps that's her problem, her husband doesn't have the hots for her any more. What do I say, or do I say nothing since I've probably screwed this up to begin with.