Copyright 2021 by Limnophile
Permission granted to print or repost for non-commercial use if the author is credited.
----------
I only offer this to entertain. If at least a few people get their feelings tugged around, I consider my mission accomplished. If I can give somebody a few laughs, or inspire an orgasm, that's even better.
Thanks to the editors and authors who have helped me improve my writing from 'Painfully Godawful' to 'Below Average'. I hope at least one of them will look at this and not hate it.
----------
I had divorced three months earlier. Since I was a multi-billionaire, that had additional risks and hassles. I was walking out of my company's headquarters to a limousine as my security people kept the crowd of hundreds back. I saw a few reporters, but most of them were young women, gold diggers, to be precise. The numerous shouts of, "Larry, talk to me!", "Look at me, Larry!", and "Please, Mister Tomkins..." were almost deafening.
I was nearly to the car. I felt fingernails touch my palm as a small card was pushed into my hand. A beautiful blonde lady opened the front of her trench coat only a step away from me, and I had a great view of her large breasts in a white bikini top. The fabric was so thin it may as well have been cling wrap. From the brief glance I got of her equally translucent panties, I could see her carpet matched her drapes.
All she said was, "It's worth it! Only 10 minutes!" She blew me a kiss as a security woman slowly pushed her away. She wasn't college-aged, like most of the crowd, but her body and face were fantastic for thirty-something. Once I stepped into the limo for the trip to my next meeting, I looked at the card. It was a motel room key. There was lipstick in the shape of a kiss on one side. On the back was, "Free blowjob with a 10-minute talk."
Since I was still in an accounting mood from the last meeting, I did some quick math. My income was a bit over six million dollars per day. That's $250,000 an hour, or about $4,000 a minute. If the talk with her took time away from my business, it would be a $40,000 "free" blowjob.
I'd been celibate over a month and let my arousal win. I went to the cheap motel after my meeting. The door opened the second I knocked, and the hot blonde in her nearly transparent bikini quickly said, "Please stand by the dresser." I did as she asked, and she kneeled on a pillow and unzipped me. By the time she had my penis out and started licking, she told me, "If you're not too busy, you can try my pussy too." I thought I could probably find the time.
As her warm wet mouth sucked, I was reaching full erection. She paused to stand a moment and slide her white bikini bottoms off. She kneeled again and held them up. "Sniff 'em if you want." I enjoyed what I smelled very much.
I joked, "I like this meeting. Much better than stale donuts and cold coffee." I felt her giggle with my dick in her mouth.