Enemies With Benefits Script

(Annoyed and Tired) There you are! Do you know how long I've been on these rooftops waiting for you to fly past?

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(Annoyed) Yes, WAITING for you. This is your usual hotspot for activity, you've been known to patrol here nightly and occasionally visit the local Chinese place a block down.

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(Indignant) Oh, I'm sorry. Three break ins and two gas stations being robbed at roughly the same time isn't enough for your radar?

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(Sarcastically) Oh yeah? So a world ending scenario happened in downtown again, huh? Then where was Metallic Mercenary? General Awesome? Hell, what about the FUCKING Marvelous 6? No one was around at all? No. No it was all up to just you huh? Unbelievable.

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(Indignant) No, no you don't just get to brush off your responsibilities like that! I am your arch-FUCKING-nemesis, the Kingpin to your Spiderman, the Joker to your Batman, and I deserve the time and GOD DAMN effort.

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(Confused and humorous) Wha...what do you mean I'm not your arch nemesis? Of course I am. We've been fighting each other for over four years, who else could...

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(Indignant and Angry) Feline Fatale? Are you SERIOUS?! That leopard print hussy with the power of a fucking cat is higher up on your rank for priorities than I am? Seriously?!

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(Indignant) I have the power to duplicate myself over and over again and rob multiple places at once, but the BITCH with the nails that can cut through metal and be handled with a fucking LASER POINTER is more of an issue? Great, that's just great. Doesn't bruise my ego in the fucking slightest!!

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(Deep breath and calming down) No. No I haven't been searching for you for days to complain about...look, I wanted to talk to you about making a deal.

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(Laugh) No, no, nothing like that Hero. Even if I did give myself over to the cops, you honestly think they could hold me? No, I was trying to see if you would want to call a truce every so often to fuck.

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(Amused) You know. I can't see your face under that mask, but the thought of a deer in headlights comes to mind.

(Laugh/Giggle loudly)

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(Giggle continues) No, no I really meant it Hero. There's no joke here.

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(Deep Sigh) Look, we've been at each others throats for years, doing the same song and dance. I perform a ton of crimes at once, you try to catch all of me just for one or two to slip away, I get enough to live happily and you get to be seen as the city's guardian to the citizens. Then we do it all over again and again.

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(Smug) Face it. I'm the best problem you have. At least in comparison to all the psychos killing and raping throughout the city all the time. Most of the stuff I take is at least insured or being taken from assholes that are rich enough not to miss it afterwards.

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(Confused) What do you mean "Why you?"

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(Amused) Wait, you think I'd be stupid enough to try to get with another villain? Seriously? We'd be paranoid around each other the entire time, keeping one eye open for the inevitable back stab. At least with you do-gooders, all I'd have to worry about is getting locked up for a few days.

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(Indignant) You think I'm desperate enough to get with some civilian? Hell no, why would I want to get with some average, boring and minimum waged nobody? I mean, have you looked at me?

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(Smug) Yeah, this is a new outfit. The dark green looks amazing in the black, right? And the way it seems to hug all my curves. You should see it from behind.

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(Laugh softly) I think I finally caught your attention, huh hero? Unless you have some new weapon in that spandex leotard of yours poking out.

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(Laugh) Oh COME ON Hero, it's just us up here, I'm horny and scantily dressed and you are obviously interested. Sooooo?

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(Bemused) You want me to prove that I'm not trying trick...you know what? Fine. Fine.

(Sound of a zipper being undone)

(Smug) There. See? No weapons, no tricks, no reason for me to do anything besides what I've been asking you for the past couple of minutes.

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(Annoyed) What? Yeah, no shit Sherlock, I know I'm naked in public. You, of all people, know I've done a hell of a lot worse.

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(Humorous and Smug) What's wrong Hero? Never seen a nice, large set of tits like these before? What about this toned, spankable ass?

(Sound of a harsh spank)

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(Laugh) Oh. My. GOD!! Hero, I can see you blushing like a fucking traffic light from here, even under that mask!!

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(Annoyed) No. I'm not going to get dressed.

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(Indignant) Because I stripped to prove to you that I wasn't carrying anything dangerous and if I get dressed now, you just get a free show out of it. Now, come down here and fucking talk to me.

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(Annoyed) For fuck sake, out of all the years we've fought each other, when have I ever left you with so much as a bruise? Now, get your sexy ass down here and talk to me without looking down on me from 10 feet in the air!!

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(Satisfied) Thank you! Never thought it'd be this fucking difficult to get you to do as told. You were putting a crick in my neck.

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(Smug) Get dressed? Why? Are my large breasts distracting you?

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(Amused Panic) No, no, wait, fine, fine, I'll get dressed! Can't blame a girl for having her fun.

(Pause and the sound of a zipper)

(Amused) There. All covered up for your sensitive eyes. Now, can we get back to the matter at hand?

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(Annoyed) Because I highly doubt you've been getting any yourself. I never hear anything about you getting with any of those other heroes. You're obviously into women from that...VERY impressive boner you had a moment ago that was stretching out that outfit of yours.

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(Amused) I'm asking for you to fuck me Hero. And you get embarrassed by the word Boner? God you're adorable. So, what if I said instead-

(Lustful) That I want you to rip this outfit off of me and fuck me like you own me? Push me down and destroy my tight pussy while 3 of my duplicates kiss and lick you all over? And then, when you finish with me, you can fuck them raw and cum on all of our faces?

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(Lustful Amusement) Who's joking Hero? The thought of having this large, straining cock deep in the back of my throat makes my mouth water. And the thought of you finally putting me in my place? That just makes me want you even more.

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(Sounds of kissing and whispering) So come on Hero. I'm not saying that you need to show me who you really are. In fact, I couldn't really care less about who's behind the mask. But every so often, I just want you to grip me by the hair, force me onto all fours and make me scream like I'm being murdered.

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(Lustful Amusement) There's my good Hero. It seems you like my hand on your cock like this, hmmm?

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(Lustful whisper and kisses) Yeah. You like the way I rub you in long, slow strokes? How does it feel to be in someone else's hands beside your own?

(Giggles lightly)

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(Amused) Oh come on Hero. Just think about all the sexual tension we've had over the years. How much the media has talked about you taking me into a hotel room and just getting it over with already.

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(Whispers Lustfully and Kisses) Stop thinking with your brain for once, and think with your dick.

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(Amused Lust) Calm down Hero. It's just one of my duplicates behind you, unzipping your outfit. You think you get to see me naked without showing off a bit of yourself?

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(Awed Lust) Fuck Hero. Your outfit had always shown off your body, but it still does not justify underneath. I'm going to fucking enjoy this.

(Sounds of kissing for as long as preferred)

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(Lustful Smugness) You like this Hero? The feeling of 3 women on you? Kissing your lips. Your neck? Your chest? The way our hands glide over your body all over and caressing you? Here, why don't you take your hands and...

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(Soft Happy Moan) You like the feel of my tits in your hand Hero? The feel of my thick ass in your other?

(Sounds of kisses getting deeper for as long as preferred)

(Whispers) Just look at me, kissing my way down your body. The way I grip your hard cock in my hands. Feel the hot breath against your shaft.

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(Amused) Say it Hero. Tell me how badly you want your dick in my mouth. How you want to fuck me in the back of my throat and use me.

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(Smug) Good job Hero. That wasn't so difficult, now was it? Now, why don't you enjoy. My mouth is so warm, isn't it? You like the way my tongue swirls around your length? How fucking sloppy I can make it for you?

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(Soft giggles) Oh Hero, I think we're past the denial stage in all of this. Your body is being kissed and licked by 3 identical women, one of which has your cock lodged deep into her throat. There's only so much you can lie to me about now.

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(Awe) God, just watch her. The way her face turns red when she pushes herself down your length. The way she chokes herself on you like a filthy, needy little whore. Number 4, why don't you just grab her by the hair and...

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(Happy Squeal and Kisses) Yes, that got the reaction I was hoping for. Make her deep throat his dick. Make him moan for us.

(Kiss deeply for as long as preferred) Fuck this is sexy Hero. She's leaving your dick covered in spit and all sloppy. Number 4, go ahead and get Number 1 naked.

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(Amused and Indignant) Of course you're going to fuck her here. You think you'd only get half a fucking blowjob on the rooftop and we'd call it quits? Fuck no, now stare at that sexy fucking body.

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(Whispers) Number 4, take his dick and rub Number 1's pussy with it. Swirl it around her fucking clit. You feel how fucking wet she is Hero? The desperate fire in her eyes as she spreads her legs wide for you? Are you going to really deny her?

(Pause with Deep Kisses)

(Smug) All you have to do is admit it Hero. Tell me how badly you want to fuck her. How much you want to mold her pussy with this thick dick of yours.

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(Giggles) Good work Hero. Number 4, show him what he gets for being honest.

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(Lustful) Fuck, I haven't heard myself moan like that in ages. That's right, fuck her quickly and deeply. Make her unable to fucking walk later on. Number 2, get over here and satisfy me.

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(Amused) What? Who knows how to get me off better than me? Now, shut the fuck up, enjoy the show and fuck me like I owe you a debt.

(Soft groans of pleasure) Fuck, I knew watching all those oral videos would come in handy. God, grinding on my own fucking face is amazing. And the way you pound deep into her is better than porn!!

(Pause with moaning for as long as you prefer)

(Amused and Lustful) Fuck yes Hero. Fucking destroy her. I want to hear her scream in pleasure as she milks your dick. Put your tits in his mouth Number 4! Let him enjoy sucking on them while he rails Number 1!!

(Pause with moaning for as long as preferred)

(Awe) Wow, look at the Hero taking some initiative there. Fucking Number 1 and fingering Number 4!! God, listen to them moan!!

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(Moan) God, your making her so fucking wet, I can hear the sounds of your dick slamming in and out of her!

(Moan for as long as preferred) Yes, run your tongue on my clit Number 2! Just like that!

(Moan for as long as preferred)

(Fast Pace Breathing) That's right Hero, I want you to cum for me. I want you to fucking spray it all over my fucking face and shove it down my throat. Make me taste our juices together. Slam into her faster.

(Pause with Heavier Moans)

(Deep gasps) Oh fuck... oh fuck, Hero I'm going to...fuck I'm going to fucking cum. Cum with me Hero!!

(Heavy Moans for as Long as Preferred) On my face Hero. Yes!!!

(Heavy Moans and Loud Climax)

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(Satisfied) Fuck Hero, you made me into a fucking mess. Number 2, clean me off. God, look at her. She hasn't been fucked like that in months. The smile of a freshly fucked villain.

(Laugh)

(Bemused) Um...where do you think you're going? Did I say we were finished here? You still have three other pussies to pleasure. Now, let Number 4 get you back up and ready. It's my turn next.