Everyone has them, those embarrassing situations that make them cringe afterwards. Perhaps just for a few hours, maybe for a couple of weeks. I unfortunately have one that continues to annoy me every time I hang out with my friend Jodie. I can't believe she keeps hold of the video and delights in showing it to people in my presence.
It dates back to a few years ago. We were both working in a nursery and had become friends. I was a few years older and to be honest came from a very different background. I'd been to university and my dad was a doctor whereas she hadn't completed her A-levels and her parents were quite chavvy. Still, we connected and understood one another's humour and enjoyed spending time together.
We were due to go out into town one weekend, and Jodie mentioned that her cousin had just turned 18 and she'd promised to take him out for a drink. Our friends at work were ok with the idea, I wasn't overly interested. I was the oldest in the group at 24 and the idea of being with a group of 18 year old lads wasn't appealing, they tended to be very immature, boring and unable to handle their drink.
It didn't matter. I wasn't going to spend Friday night by myself, so went over to Jodie's after work to get ready. Jodie's dad was out at the pub and her mum was watching some rubbish downstairs, so Jodie and I were free to use the bathroom and her bedroom to get ready. Jodie had no shame and after I arrived I went upstairs to her room where she was naked and rubbing moisturiser into her body. Now I had seen Jodie up to all sorts of naughtiness so was no longer embarrassed by this. She wasn't unattractive, although was a bit overweight. I was jealous of her large breasts, but not so jealous of her stomach and thighs; she ate and drank far too much without doing any serious exercise, well, out of the bedroom anyway. She loved tattoos, had an oversized tramp stamp and various symbols and quotes in foreign languages all over. Not my cup of tea but meh but the boys sure liked her, besides Jodie was fun and that's what I liked so I didn't mind hanging out in her room as she remained naked while choosing what to wear and painting her fingernails.
Once she'd finished and finally got dressed we walked to a friends house and got a taxi. As I'd expected her cousin and his friends were an awkward bunch who didn't know how to behave. They leered at us girls, didn't buy us drinks and their banter was pretty rubbish. Her cousin was cute, taller than me with what looked like a few muscles in the right places, and a handsome enough face. As the night wore on I had far too much to drink. Jodie's cousin and his mates became a bit too touchy feely, but it was his 18th after all and I tolerated it. Later on Jodie took me to one side and told me that her cousin fancied me and was desperate for a birthday kiss but was too shy to ask. Ergh, I didn't like it when she put me in this position, but meh, as a favour what was one kiss?
So I grabbed him on the dance floor and brought him in close to me. The music was up high, but I could hear the screams of his mates. I looked into his eyes and his head arched and his lips moved closer to mine. Our lips connected and I felt that usual buzz when I kiss someone. His tongue poked through my lips and it was pretty full on, he grabbed my back and my bum with his hands and snogged for all he was worth. I broke away and looked around, saw my friends giggling and Jodie annoyingly was taking pictures. "Have to record it babe, his mum wanted me to make sure he had a good night," she shouted over to me. Oh well, fair enough I thought and went to get a drink.
Jodies cousin came over and said "thanks, I'd been wanting to kiss you all night, would you like a drink?" Now, at this stage I wasn't really in the mood to spend more time with this idiot, but the last five words he uttered won my heart! I was pretty low on money and was happy to have this guy blow his birthday cash on me.
We went to a few more clubs and I continued to get drunker and drunker. Jodie's cousin continued to chat me up and we kissed a few more times. He became much more touchy feely, even slipping his hands under my top and down into the back of my skirt. Admittedly I didn't say no and was enjoying the attention, it had been a few weeks since I'd had some! I lost the other girls and was told that Jodie had gone home with some guy she'd met. Great I thought to myself, I was supposed to be sharing a taxi back with her and now she'd left me alone.
As we got chucked out of the last club her cousin grabbed hold of my hand and led me off into the darkness. "Don't worry, you can crash at mine, I live around the corner from here," he soothingly whispered into my ear. Deep down I knew what he meant and if I'd been more sober I would definitely had told him where to go. However I was drunk, my feet hurt and I was horny.
So I followed him back, occasionally stopping to snog him or allow him to fondle me. We got back to his and he quietly led me through the front door. I asked to use the toilet and while I was in their he said he had to sort his room. As I sat down I searched through my purse. "Fuck," I said to myself realising I'd forgotten to bring any condoms. Oh well, guess that means I'll have to suck him off to finish.
There was a knock at the bathroom door and he said he'd tidied his room. I opened the door and there he was completely naked. Oh my god, no seduction here then. I was underwhelmed, he was scrawnier than he looked, and had a thick bush of pubes which practically covered his cock, gross. He grabbed my hand and led me to his room, I could see he'd made an effort to tidy the mess although not a good effort. Then I saw the single bed "oh good, this is going to be comfortable," I said to myself.
We kissed once more and he pulled me towards his bed. He dragged my hand down to his cock and began to play with it. I took over from him as he sat back on his bed, smiling, obviously very pleased with himself. "Here we go," I thought to myself as I got down onto my knees. He began playing with my hair as I put one hand onto his belly and began gently wanking him with my other. My lips closed around the end of his cock and I started to lick around the tip, before lowering my mouth over his flaccid cock. It started to harden immediately and I looked forward to what was about to happen. After a week of using my vibrator having the real thing was a turn on.
