Mid-morning and Elise was seated in the kitchen waiting for her fresh-brewed coffee to percolate. The aroma was powerful and filled the kitchen and leaked all over the house. Lisa was upstairs fixing the bathrooms and Jacques was as usual down at the office in Central. Was that a cat mewing from somewhere outside?
Elise opened the kitchen door and the mewing was louder and appeared to be coming from the Flame-Of-The-Forest tree. Elise walked over to the huge tree but the tree was in full bloom with masses of bright red blossom and no sign of the kitty. Elise went back into the kitchen and took a key from the small drawer under the table and went back out to the garden shed to get the A-ladder.
Elise dragged the wooden ladder over to the tree and opened it up. She then mounted the ladder as far as she could but still no sign of kitty. Elise climbed back down and went back to the kitchen and dialed 999. When the Services answered she explained the problem and they promised to send someone round in about 20 minutes, so Elise went back up the ladder to keep looking for kitty.
After what seemed like an age, an old Mitsubishi Hi-lux appeared with a large extensible ladder in the back which extended high into the air above the cab. The driver, a sturdy European guy in his late 40's, emerged from the driver's side, and a young Chinese guy emerged from the passenger side. The driver came straight over to the ladder with Elise at the top and peered up. "See anything?" he called.
"Nothing at all. How about you?" replied Elise.
"I'll come up and take a look," replied the fireman.
Elise had come outside dressed in a short flared skirt, elasticated boob-tube, wedge mules and of course no panties, as usual for her indoor attire. As the fireman peered up the ladder, he became much more interested in what he could see beneath her skirt. The kitty was now secondary. He mounted the ladder directly behind Elise and leaned forward to look around. Elise became conscious of something quite hard pushing into the left cheek of her bum and then the right as the fireman moved over. The penny finally dropped as she realised how she must look and how this could affect a red-blooded man. She had fished a fish without even trying!