Earth day? Naked? Really? It is? He couldn't believe his luck. He couldn't believe his eyes. His girlfriend is a super freaky naked Native American Sioux Indian. He couldn't believe that he was finally going to have hot sex with his girlfriend. Life is good.
He knew there was something that he loved about Earth Day. What a wonderful day? He wished every day was Earth Day.
He didn't dare verbalize his thoughts for fear that she'd put on her clothes and ask him to leave her wigwam. Whatever that was and whatever that was, he wanted to wig her wam, if you know what he meant because I certainly don't. Probably, there's an error in the translation. He wanted to wam her wig. Yeah, now that's a bit better, I think, kind of, not really.
Once seeing her naked and after watching her dance around the room for a time, it took all the control that he had not to put his hand to his mouth and run around the room behind her in his version of an explosive sexually excited Indian powwow dance. He imagined that his dance would quickly become his sexual horny dance and once stopping his dance he imagined pushing her down upon the thick shag carpet to jump her naked bones. He imagined continuing his explosive sexually excited Indian powwow dance after making love to her, that is, once he woke up from his nap. Only, he figured that if he did that, he'd really freak her out and she'd throw him out. He was just glad that she couldn't read his mind and discover all the wicked things that he wanted to do to her pussy and mouth with his cock.
"I don't wear any clothes the whole day," she said with a smile while dancing around the living room. When she said that she made him wish that he was a Sioux Indian so that he could dance naked with her. "I love being naked," she said spinning and spinning. "I love the feel of the cool air on my naked body."
'Ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy...' She was a spinning blur first in one direction and then in the other direction. All that flowed through his one track mind was 'Ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy...'
Then, she restarted her dance, but by spinning in the opposite direction. 'Pussy, tits, ass, pussy, tits, ass, pussy, tits, ass...'
Suddenly, he thought of ice skaters and now realized why he never watched ice skating on television. Because of their costumes, albeit tiny costumes, he still couldn't see their asses, tits, or pussies. If they skated naked, he'd be a loyal fan. Forget about Boston Red Sox baseball, New England Patriots football, Boston Bruins hockey, and Boston Celtics basketball, if there was nude ice skating, he'd buy the premium cable package to nude ice skating. Moreover, he'd have all his monies refunded from all the season tickets that he held to team sports to buy season tickets to nude ice skating. He imagined himself in the stands of every ice skating event cheering for his favorite naked female skater, 'Ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy...'
He'd be there in the stands holding up his handmade sign that read in big, bold red letter, 'Ass, tits, pussy...'
He imagined traveling the world following the naked Icescapades. He'd be there for every show in every city to watch his beloved naked Icescapades. Then, when the Olympics caught on to the rage and added naked ice skating to their Olympic competitions, along with naked down hill skiing naked track and field, he'd be a loyal Olympic fan. He imagined his favorite event being the naked broad doing the naked broad jump.
The men who attended to watch many of the naked men's events, mostly gay, were all for the idea. They loved having their peckers flopping around as they twirled, spun, and leapt high into the air. He figured he'd only buy tickets to the naked women's events. He imagined the women on the other hand being a bit embarrassed. He imagined Tanya Harding wanting to make a comeback and volunteering to skate for free, so long as she could skate naked. Back to reality, he watched her dancing imagining that he was watching her skating naked on ice with a crowd of horny men cheering her on while watching her doing her spins and jumps on the ice.
I don't know about any of you guys, but there is something sexually exciting about a woman dancing that invigorates me. The only thing that excites me more than a woman dancing is a woman dancing naked. Now, the only thing missing from this erotic equation was a pole positioned in the middle of the room, copious amounts of alcohol, loud music, and a bunch of my screaming, horny buddies holding dollar bills and cheering for her to continue her naked Earth Day celebration dance for my personal pleasure before turning it into an erotic lap dance with her riding my stiff personal pole of pleasure.
'Ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy...'
"It gets me in touch with nature and with my ancestors and I feel so free," she said tilting back her head while spinning faster and faster in the fashion of an ice skater.
'Ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy...'
"I wish every day was Earth Day."
"I'm sorry," he said thinking that he was really onto something with the naked ice skating being part of the Olympics in Beijing, China. She interrupted his perverted train of thoughts while he wondered if the Chinese pussies really went from east to west instead of from north to south. "Did you say something?" 'Ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy, ass, tits, pussy...' is all that he thought.
"I wish every day was Earth Day," she said again.