Dave was driving home late one night when he saw an attractive woman on a corner, just standing there. She was wearing a long red dress and had short brunette hair.
He asked, "Miss, what are you doing?"
She smiled, "Waiting for the bus."
But the buses stopped running hours ago. And she was standing under a no parking sign. It was getting cold out and he didn't want her getting sick.
"What is your name?" he inquired.
"Dunce," she replied.
"Dunce?" he questioned.
"Yep. Everyone kept calling me Dunce in high school. So, I guess that's my name," she responded without a hint of sarcasm.
"I'm Dave," he acknowledged simply.
"You should come with me," he advised her.
"Are you a doctor?" She blurted out.
"What?" he replied, baffled.
"I was talking to a woman earlier and she asked me if I had been hit in the head. She said I should see a doctor. I don't remember being hit in the head..." her voice trailed off.
He had just got off work at his office job. "Yes, I'm a doctor," he lied poorly.
Her expression brightened. "Can you take me to the hospital?" she asked with hope in her voice.
"I can take you somewhere to get help," he answered being vague.
Pleased she skipped over to the passenger side door. She got in and plopped down beside him. A black purse hung from her shoulder as she flashed him a smile that said 'there's not much going on upstairs.'
He noticed she didn't put on her seatbelt. "Seatbelts," he said, reminding her. She just gave him a puzzled look. With a sigh, he unbuckled his seatbelt and reached across to buckle her in. He heard his pants unbutton and his fly unzip as he clicked the belt in. He sat back in his driver's seat and saw what she had done.
"You can't just do that," he scolded her. There was an angry honk from the car that had just pulled up behind them. Not having time to button up, he pressed on the gas and they headed off. "Oh, you are right," she said, suddenly realizing something. She reached into her purse and pulled out a tube of lube. Dave wasn't paying much attention to her while she rubbed the lube between her palms. He was startled when she reached into his briefs and pulled out his dick.