Dave was driving home late one night when he saw an attractive woman on a corner, just standing there. She was wearing a long red dress and had short brunette hair.
He asked, "Miss, what are you doing?"
She smiled, "Waiting for the bus."
But the buses stopped running hours ago. And she was standing under a no parking sign. It was getting cold out and he didn't want her getting sick.
"What is your name?" he inquired.
"Dunce," she replied.
"Dunce?" he questioned.
"Yep. Everyone kept calling me Dunce in high school. So, I guess that's my name," she responded without a hint of sarcasm.
"I'm Dave," he acknowledged simply.
"You should come with me," he advised her.
"Are you a doctor?" She blurted out.
"What?" he replied, baffled.
"I was talking to a woman earlier and she asked me if I had been hit in the head. She said I should see a doctor. I don't remember being hit in the head..." her voice trailed off.
He had just got off work at his office job. "Yes, I'm a doctor," he lied poorly.
Her expression brightened. "Can you take me to the hospital?" she asked with hope in her voice.
"I can take you somewhere to get help," he answered being vague.
Pleased she skipped over to the passenger side door. She got in and plopped down beside him. A black purse hung from her shoulder as she flashed him a smile that said 'there's not much going on upstairs.'
He noticed she didn't put on her seatbelt. "Seatbelts," he said, reminding her. She just gave him a puzzled look. With a sigh, he unbuckled his seatbelt and reached across to buckle her in. He heard his pants unbutton and his fly unzip as he clicked the belt in. He sat back in his driver's seat and saw what she had done.
"You can't just do that," he scolded her. There was an angry honk from the car that had just pulled up behind them. Not having time to button up, he pressed on the gas and they headed off. "Oh, you are right," she said, suddenly realizing something. She reached into her purse and pulled out a tube of lube. Dave wasn't paying much attention to her while she rubbed the lube between her palms. He was startled when she reached into his briefs and pulled out his dick.
"What are you doing?!" he said shocked.
She stroked his cock up and down, making it all slippery. "I needed to 'grease up' the gearshift before I can handle it, duh," she said, like it was obvious. "The guy that dropped me off said I had to work the gearshift to make the car go. And he said his wife was waiting for him after he leaked some oil,' she explained.
His cock began to harden in her gentle hands. Something is definitely going to go if she keeps that up, he said to himself.
She hummed a tuneless melody as she grinned. I should tell her to stop. But it feels so good. And look how happy it's making her, he reasoned. She was driving his mind into such ecstasy that he completely forgot he was going to take her to the hospital. "I think that woman was right. I am starting to feel hot. And I'm all wet down here," She said with worry.
She took his free hand and pressed it against her crotch. He took his hand away from her soaking wet panties. "This is more dire than I thought. I need to examine you immediately once we are inside," the fake doctor said, sounding serious.
They arrived at his house a few minutes later. She was still working the 'shaft' when she looked up now that they stopped. "Is this a hospital?" she said sounding dumb.
"No. There is no time! You need urgent attention! This is my home." he convinced her. "You can stop working the 'gear shift' now,' he said with reluctance. She let out a sigh of disappointment and released his member. His dick was rock hard when he tried to work it back into his pants.
They rushed inside and he escorted her to the bedroom. "Take off your clothes," he instructed.
As she undressed, he did as well. Once naked, they both stared at one another's firm bodies. Facing each other, he pointed to his giant erection. "This is a thermometer. I need you to put it in your mouth and suck on it so I can see how hot you are," he assured her.
"I thought that was called a gear shift," she asked, bewildered.