A Fine Arrangement: Dual Quads
or
Dual Quads and Gizmo Sex
A story by XXscribbler
For the past three years, Professor of Anthropology Gisela had been the University's only quadriplegic faculty member -- brake failure on a big truck owned by a national shipping company, clear negligence. The resulting broken neck left her with neither sensation nor motor control below her collarbones. Nothing save a ghostlike ability to sense touches on her skin on the upper right frontal chest. The ability corresponded to no known neural pathway (hence entranced her neurologists) and was critically important to her mental well-being.
Visiting Gisela's lecture today was Jeannie, a new English Lit prof, who was in similar straits. She, too, had no motor control below the base of her neck, due to a long-standing --and losing- contest with ALS. The disease's progress had stopped some years ago, a rare and mysterious occurrence due to some unknowable obstacle through which the disease might break at any time. It would eventually kill her sometime in the next forty years. Or the next six months: it was impossible to predict. Unlike Gisela, Jeannie still had full sensory input from her entire body -- only the motor circuits were shot, except for those above the collarbones.
Jeannie had been hired because of her spectacular resume and academic achievements. Although she would likely have gotten the job in any case, she was sure her disability hadn't hurt -- she could generate multiple tic--marks in the U's annual "how are we doing?" reports on the U's gender (in)equality.
Both professors were in their early thirties and quite attractive - both fine-boned, Jeannie blond and verging on tiny, Gisela brunette and merely small. Each maintained a fierce pride in her looks, wheelchair and other difficulties be damned. Gisela in particular had simply gorgeous well-styled hair and impeccable low-key makeup: quite obviously neither was her personal doing.
Their husbands helped -- Gisela had Jerry, a tall blond lean runner-and-yoga type, complete with full beard and mustache. Jeannie had Bob, shorter and muscular, a devotee of weight-training to just shy of overt body-building. The four all held doctorates, but in wildly diverging topics.
Jeannie was intensely curious the moment she heard about Gisela, hence her attendance at this late-afternoon lecture. She and Bob parked at the top of the backstage wheelchair ramp, just behind the drawn curtains of the stage-wing.
Gisela was at the lectern, ready to go, strapped into her fancy electric wheelchair. Jeannie's motor-chair was commercial state of the art, with controls activated by mouth and head movements, but it paled beside Gisela's, which was a high-tech affair, obviously custom and expensive. There was a tiny joystick the size of a slender soda-straw on one side of her mouth, and an even smaller stalk carrying a grain-of-wheat microphone wrapped unobtrusively around her cheekbone.
Someone had done a sterling job with voice-command programming -- the entire system, house-lights, slides, amplifier volume, even a short video, came up, went away, backed up and reset as she instructed aloud.
Gisela was a fine lecturer with a commanding presence and strong voice that belied her physical condition and hinted strongly at professional training. The auditorium was big -- it was a popular course, and she a popular teacher. Despite being late on the last day before a four-day weekend, there were few empty seats. She held the entire 300+ student audience tightly.
By the half-way point, Jeannie and Bob had decided to stay after and introduce themselves -- after all, they clearly had some mutuality of interests.
Gisela finished up precisely at the bell. Immediately Jerry stepped past Jeannie and Bob, said "Hi!", trotted out onstage, spun Gisela around manually and started back towards the visitors.
Introductions were easy... Jerry and Gisela, meet Bob and Jeannie. In the first thirty seconds they dispensed with discussing ALS. Gisela and Jerry knew about it and understood the situation in a way few others could. Since things were close to equal between the two pairs, the ladies' parallel disabilities seemed magically to vanish as social impediments.
Another five minutes' chat on stage while the crowd dissipated made it clear they were all compatible -- a four-way, pun-and-innuendo-laden first conversation that ranged over a wide variety of topics mostly related to the lecture.
Jeannie suggested that since things were already friendly and the company obviously enjoyable all around, and it was the end of the work-week, perhaps they should go for a drink, a longer talk -- she and Bob had found a couple of wheel-chair compatible restaurants already.
Gisela tossed out a different idea. "Why not come home with us? Our place is specially designed not just for wheelchairs, but actually for quads, so you'd fit right in. We can all be much more comfortable at our place than going out somewhere -- even the few restaurants that actually care and try don't get wheelchairs right most of the time. We can have a drink, sit outside in the shade and talk until we burn out a bit. Plus I'm already hungry, and a restaurant would be slower than I'd like. But feeding can wait until I've had my drink. Or maybe I'll have two."
She grinned at the group: "Then perhaps these two lovely, handsome men could cook something for us all? Being men, it'll probably be meat on the barbie-- GRRRR! The Y--chromosome's primal hunting urges once again fulfilled! I know we have the supplies at home. Including steaks."
She spun slightly to look directly at the men. "I assume, Bob, that you've figured out how to cook since Jeannie went functionally quad? Jerry certainly has evolved."