This afternoon I'm shopping for a new pair of black denims at the mall. I walk into the jeans store and you flash me a welcoming smile from behind the counter. I smile back and shyly dart to the racks to look for something that will fit. The speakers are playing some that song with the line 'David Duchovny, why won't you love me?' I bob my head to the soft music while I browse. I know I'm here for jeans but there's also some good looking shirts on the racks. Hmmm...tempting...
I don't even hear you come up behind me until I hear you softly ask me if I need any assistance today. I try to think of something witty to say in return but the only response I can manage is a nervous blush. You look at me and I notice how amazing your eyes are. Dang my mouth goes dry as I suddenly forget why I'm standing here. You jump in and volunteer to help me out, promising you know exactly what I need. I give you a warm grin and thank you. You hand me a pair of black denims from the rack I'd just been looking at, telling me you think they may just fit me, and that the fitting rooms are at the back of the store.
I weave back and forth past the racks until I come to the black-curtained changerooms. I walk into number three and close the heavy curtains behind me. My shoes come off so that I can remove my pants. I slide them off and slip into the black demins you picked out. Wow, an amazing fit, you're very good at your job.
I hear you talking to me through the curtain, telling me that you have some nice silk shirts that would look excellent with the jeans if they fit. Great! I open the curtain so that you can see how snug the jeans are on me. Your eyes briefly flash wider and you chew your lip as you appraise everything. I smile as I thank you for the shirts, and retreat with them back into the dressing room. I hang my T-Shirt on the hook, put on a nice azure blue silk shirt. It all looks good in the mirror...SOLD!
I undo the new jeans and start peeling them off when my foot catches on the pant leg and I lose my balance. I tumble through the curtain and fall right at your feet. You're a little startled and then you blush and help me to stand up again, ushering me behind the curtain before anyone sees me in my underwear. After a moment I realize the dressing room is a little more crowded than a minute ago. My embarrassment doubles, and my pulse races.