"Stephanie? What are you doing here?"
My voice was a little more cracked then I would have liked when approaching the woman I am crushing on but such things happen from to time.
"Hanging out at the mall, duh. What are you doing here? You never go out!"
She giggled as she said that and my heart fluttered at the noise, there was always something so disarming about her laugh.
"The tracker that I put on you yesterday alerted me that you were in the vicinity. As if I was going to miss the opportunity to see you outside of work."
I said, with a smile that was somewhere between insane and adorable, it was a look that I had perfected over the years, mostly because it was an accurate description.
"There's is something wrong with you."
She laughed and I quickly retorted
"And you laughed, so what does that make you?"
She shrugged and smiled.
Ten minutes or more passed in this manner, and I was in heaven. It was going even better than I could have hoped. It was the kind of interaction that I had always dreamed about.
"Ummm...Joaquin, why do you have an erection?"
I felt my heart plummet into my feet. I knew I had erection, just being around Stephanie and her glorious scent caused that but I didn't think that she would have noticed, or pointed it out.
"Because I have been staring at that beautiful mound your vagina makes in leggings when you sit down."
I could not believe that I had just said that. This was quickly turning into one of the worst days of my life.