Nap after school today. I dreamt like this:
I'm at Lizzie's house. She's sitting there in her stupid little chair in the living room and she's just annoying me. Just babbling on about any such shit and it's really on my nerves, and not because she's an annoying person. She is, of course, believe you fucking me, but it's because I can see myself in her. I keep thinking to myself that I'm just like this. I'm just a stupid, babbling little girl who wants to write for her whole fucking life but she can't. I sit around at night and write my porno and just spend hours and hours cranking out shit that no one wants to read. I sit in this ugly black chair (so similar to Liz's) and touch myself while I type my little fuck tales. No real fucking writer fingers herself to her own work, but I sure as shit do. I'm masturbating on a mass scale here, just touching myself for the benefit of the masses. All the men in the world can read my shit whenever they please. But will they? Will they fucking care? Will I give any of them a half-decent orgasm? Probably not. I'm just sitting here with my hands between my thighs and my fingers are all fucking sweaty and I'm doing it because I don't have a boyfriend to do it for me. And why not? I'm not ugly. Boys tell me I'm nice looking. Fuck, they're liars. Boys lie. Boys lie. Boys fucking lie. They lie when you fuck them and they tell you you're so good and so sweet and then they call you a slut in front of their pencil-dicked virgin friends. But they got laid at least. Boys don't fuck, they don't ever fuck; they get laid. Girls don't fuck either. They get fucked. And getting fucked is a crime, and getting laid is an accomplishment. And nobody just fucks. Fucking is an abstract concept, along with perfection and morality. And there's no help from girls either. They all sit around and giggle and smile flirtatiously and suck dick gently and discreetly and they talk about you too. Because I fuck. I am a definer of the abstract. I take the blurry into focus. I wear old sneakers and sweatpants to school and my glasses are black and thick and my hair is stringy and I wear socks when I fuck. I don't care; I don't give a shit. I write. I put it all down. My record of immorality. My vessel of imperfection. And who likes it? Who reads it? Who cares?
And that is what I think as I sit and stare at Lizzie as she babbles on about the boy she kissed with her tongue at some stupid post-game party. Of course, she makes certain to say that she pushed him away when he got too fucking fresh. Of course. Then Lizzie would be like me. God forbid!
So by this point I was certain that my dream would be yet another warm soak in the tub of emotional self-mutilation. And then the doorbell rang. Doorbells do not ever ring in dreams if nothing important will come of them.
We open the door and a pizza boy steps in. He is not carrying a pizza. I just know he's a pizza boy though; hell it's my fucking dream.
"Hey there... do any of you ladies know where the... Smith house is? I think it's number 56, but the numbers go from 52 right to 68..."
Smith. I'm even a fucking hack in my sleep.
I look him up and down. Nice enough body. Thin. Somewhat cute. Why am I not dreaming of some ultra-specimen? I like normal boys better, of course.
I walk over to him and hug him. He's surprised and hugs me back. Strong hugger. Good boy.
Since I am not a fan of verbal foreplay in my own subconscious I take off my shirt, which was one of those little cream-colored things with tiny straps on top. My boobs bounce out, reasonably big. Saggy, yeah, but their mine. He looks at them and his jaw drops a bit. He puts his hand out and caresses them a little. I'm hard already, and he does that great trick I love where a guy brushes your tits with four of his fingers and massages your nipples with his thumb. I love it now as I loved it before.
And then I turn around and Liz, little fucking nice clean moral cum sucking Liz, takes her shirt off as well. Her tits are like a little girl's, small but perfectly round. Nipples a deep pink. How do I know what Liz's tits look like in the first place? My mind must be guessing.
"Come on... come over here..." she warbles in some hideous fake phone fuck voice. Like guys like to hear. Then she unbuttons her Capri pants in some ridiculously "naughty" fashion. He's more than happy to pull the tight little things down to her ankles. She has on these cherry red panties, close to a thong but not quite. Not fucking quite. No thongs for Liz, no no no no no. My eyes widen and I push the guy away. She's not going to pretend to be a slut now! I'm the fucking slut here! It's my dream! I grab his head and kiss him deep. He has a nice tongue, and he knows how to kiss. I suck on his tongue for a while; people don't do that often to him, I can tell. I hear Liz in the back as I finish my kiss. She's bitching that he's gotta choose one of us. I kiss him again, harder, faster. He likes it that way. My tits feel good on his cheap work shirt. I'm starting to sweat. He looks at me.
"You've done this a lot, huh?"
"Yeah," I say, "yes I certainly have."