~Author's Note~
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Venus_and_Cupid
~Matt~
Wales. Not the mammal - that's whales. Drop the 'h'. Wales. A pint-sized nation full of mountains, picturesque countryside and excessive quantities of sheep. It's that one nuzzled by England, two hours from Oxford, and forgotten by everyone except those cursed to live there. Sanity may then be asking why Matt was cruising a responsible 75mph directly towards.
Sure, he had the same faint memories of childhood camping in Wales that everyone else had. He'd locked them away upon a dusty shelf with his other perfect family holidays. Best left untouched, he thought, you never knew what else lurked in there with the rest of the 90s.
A disturbingly deep sense of familiarity stirred as he drove down the M4. Something about the bleak-but-beautiful fields that stretched for miles. It seemed almost...homely. Of course, the tarmac road of the M4, which had been lovingly shat across this beautiful vista with all the elegance of a bankrupt, 1950s British government, had been excluded from his memory. He chalked that down to childhood artistic licence.
There's always a strange feeling when you re-encounter places unvisited since childhood. The fine details have long since faded but the coarser brushstrokes remain. They're just enough to rekindle the emotional imprint you once felt. Awe. Majesty. Adventure. Delusions of a young mind that still believes there's magic in the world. It had once been so exciting. Now he saw those times for what they really were: budget holidays to hide the monotony of his parents' broken marriage. Thank god they finally divorced last year. Moral of the story: thinking the waitress is hot and following your cock does not constitute sufficient grounds for marriage or child-raising.
Perhaps Matt was cynical, but he didn't buy 'romance'. Sex was a trap that made men forget what was important in life. Matt couldn't afford that. He swore he wouldn't touch another woman until he was on 100k a year... minimum.
He turned onto the A477. You wouldn't find any M-roads this far west. This was forgotten country, underinvested and barely changed since the 60s. Strange, given how much Matt had changed. Twenty years on he was no longer the scrawny dork picked on at school. He'd set goals for himself and succeeded. COO at a flourishing start-up, new Oxford office, Forbes listed - and he wasn't even thirty until next month. All very impressive for a working-class boy from Stratford.
Matt passed through Manorbier, the last town before his destination. From here on out he would be alone, far removed from all human contact. His first 'holiday' in ten years. At least he'd called it a holiday to his mother on the phone. In truth, it was an optimal work retreat with no distractions where incompetent interns couldn't spill coffee on his laptop. He almost felt bad about deceiving his co-workers. They had all been so excited for him. Zara had feigned shock that he was finally leaving the office. Jason had arranged to cover his meetings and Logan had asked in his thick American accent whether there were any 'fit birds' in Wales. No, Logan. Not unless you're into sheep... In any case, Matt couldn't ruin their fun by mentioning he'd secretly organised back-to-back conference calls with the Germans. All from the comfort of his luxury Airbnb.
His phone lock screen lit up with a text from the Airbnb owner. Here we go, he thought, it was probably going to be a last-minute cancellation or other issue. Holidays were never without complications:
Hi Matt, we hope you're ready for your cottage getaway! We have just a few information points to ease your stay. 1) The key for your cottage can be found in the letterbox. There is only one key - so look after it! Please return it to the letterbox at the end of your stay. 2) If at any point the power cuts off, please use the generator in the outhouse around the back of the cottage. 3) At the bottom of the garden you'll find a footpath down the cliffside to a lovely cove. Please be extremely cautious using this path after dark or in bad weather and avoid the caves. 4) What happens in the cottage stays in the cottage! Enjoy yourself and have fun!
M.M.
He sighed in relief. Mentioning a generator sounded troublesome but at least it secured the internet if the power lines failed. The sky had been getting progressively darker as he had driven and a storm this near the coast would be certain to bring down branches. Luckily he wasn't here for the weather - as long as he had wifi he would be fine. As to the other points, he likely wouldn't have time to visit the cove and being a lone male he doubted there would be much going on in the cottage at all.
It was curious that the owner still went by the enigmatic 'M.M.'. The Airbnb listing lacked any contact details and or even a profile picture. Matt wasn't sure if M.M. was a man, woman or some sort of company. That, coupled with the listing only accepting applicants between 18 and 40, was enough to generate a mild sense of unease. If it wasn't for the outstanding reviews such as '10/10. Quite literally CHANGED my life! Defo recommend!!' by Mia from Kent and 'After this weekend I'm going to have to move to Whales' by Jeremy from California, then Matt probably would have skipped past it entirely. Any cottage that can convince a Californian to move to Wales is worth at least seeing once. As for Mia, she should probably just calm the fuck down.
Matt arrived at the cottage at noon. The final leg of the drive had been a winding narrow lane that screamed proper country - just in case you'd forgotten the hours of driving to get there. There had been several hairy moments when he'd misjudged blind corners and his heart had momentarily stopped beating due to a near collision with a blue minivan. Yet he had made it.
The cottage was situated on a flat acre of land with the rear of the property dropping down to the sea. It was single-story, built from rough stone plastered white and topped with neat black shingling. 'Quaint' as Matt's mother might say. The lawn was trimmed short, except for underneath a cluster of apple trees that shielded the front window. Matt made sure to park far from the trees. Falling apples and new Volvos did not mix.