I should have been more suspicious when the waiter looked at me that way. You know the way I'm talking about...eyes lingering a little too long on my chest, then glancing down to my long legs and back up. I mean, I realize I was dressed pretty provocatively. I was wearing a form-fitting ribbed knit sweater and no bra. My long, wavy brown hair cascaded down just enough
not
to hide the contours of my pert little boobs through the knit. I was also wearing a short little Tartan skirt and heels that accentuated my legs-for-days. I knew I looked good - what man wouldn't stare? But I had no idea he would have the audacity to take it further.
I didn't mention anything to my wife at the time, who was dressed more conservatively in a sport coat and slacks because she had met me at the restaurant after work. My wife and I have been married a long time and have a very close, loving relationship. We're each others' best friends, and are comfortable and happy around each other. But I admit, I sometimes fantasize about a man desiring me...and using me. I was getting a secret thrill from the steamy looks and smiles every time the waiter would come to our table. It was an exciting - and I
thought
harmless - flirtation. One time when my wife was distracted looking at her work cell phone, he very pointedly brushed his beefy arm against mine while he was refilling my wine glass. The subtle waft of musky cologne as he brushed up to me gave me a pleasant little lady-boner twinge. I started to imagine what else he smelled like.
Eventually we were at the point in our meal when the dessert menus were on the table and my wife and I were considering whether we really needed creme brulee, when I said, "While you think it over, I'm going to go to the ladies room." I had to stride over towards a hallway at the back of the restaurant to find the bathrooms, and apparently the kitchen door was in the same hallway, because as I turned the corner, Beefy stepped out and I bumped right into him! "Oh, sorry!" we both said at the same time. Then when he realized it was me, he smiled and added, "Well, not that sorry." I blushed, and to try to break the tension, I said, "Could you tell me where the bathrooms are?"