I'd climbed a high fence and negotiated the rose bed and prised open the downstairs bedroom window. I was dressed all in black... Spandex...with black athletic shoes... rubber soled against noise.
Some might call me a cat burglar... I prefer pussy prowler.
As I'd jumped to enter that high window... I snagged my ass on a rosebush. I felt the thorns rake my ass... and cause runs in the Spandex. Damn! The third pair that month!
Daringly I continued on and as I rested with my hands on the sill... my body straight...I listened before swinging one leg and then the other over and dropping to the inside floor.
I felt a little cramped... Spandex does that... especially when you wear nothing under it. Slowly I crept across the floor... feeling my way against tables and chairs...the sofa... and then stubbed my toe on the raised entry. I always forget those things. Why do designers always think a sunken bedroom is so nice? How many people awaken in the middle of the night and have to void...leap from the bed and run for the hallway and the bathroom and break a toe?
Suddenly I was aware that I wasn't alone... then the lights were on and I was momentarily blinded as my eyes fought to adjust themselves. As my vision cleared... I saw her... standing three feet away... with a revolver pointed right at me... and I had my answer!
There would be no broken toes because the bedroom had its own bathroom... on the right side of the room at the same level. Clever fellows those designers!
My attention returned to the predicament I was in. A beautiful woman dressed all in black stood pointing a black pistol at my heart. My eyes quickly apprised me of the situation. She was wearing no bra under that low-cut dress and I suspected nothing else over the hips beneath. The dress was short... showing off lovely, shapely legs and a cute ass... black pumps... and she was wearing...black fairy wings? Her long hair threw off the light just as Angel's hair on a Christmas tree.
She was cute... but looked determined as the pistol wavered not... under my withering glare. She told me not to move... I'd just got here... I wasn't going anywhere... some women!!
Besides... I'd lived next door to this beauty for over five years and had a lot of 'peeping time' already invested.
Suddenly her cat jumped to the bedroom window... distracting her momentarily. Fortunately she hadn't noticed the slow rise in my Spandex and it was now pointed right at her... a little lower than her heart of course... I mean naturally.
Now it was my turn...I told her not to move or I might be forced to unload in her direction. She let out a slight cry... but dropped the pistol to the floor. Luckily it landed on the deep carpet and didn't go off... otherwise the rise that I was sporting might have been decapitated... its head blown right off.
Besides... I was thinking... I might go off later...several times tonight... anyway.
I rushed up behind her and trapped her arms to her sides as my own riser prodded her bottom. Again she moaned... but this time the tone seemed to have changed. I couldn't resist and one hand went to explore that missing bra. Her fullness filled my hand... and her fairy wings tickled my nose.
I demanded that she remove the wings... and coyly she smiled and said that if I wanted them off... I'd have to do it myself. I studied her further and then decided there was no trick. It would be easy to defeat the black elastic strap that held each one... and I did remove them.
Savagely I yanked the dress from over her breasts... and... just as I'd seen each night for years... they were indeed full. I had to release her other arm to finish lowering the dress and I did. As I stood again... her hand reached out quickly toward me and I felt her hands close like a vise around my 'pointer' and its two companions.
Again the table had been turned... and I was helpless under her grasp... until I saw her tongue caress her upper lip... and her eyes roll back... and that same enhanced moan escape again from those exquisite red lips.