I wasn't attracted to her. She was a large woman, big-breasted for sure, but that was her only redeeming quality. But she's my wife's best friend, which is funny, since my wife points out her faults at every turn.
Dina is over-bearing. She comes on like a tank, has this thing for married men, even though she was married herself, until recently. She fooled around on Dan and he didn't seem to care. Maybe they had an arrangement, but my wife hadn't heard about it, and Dina told her every cock she sucked and fucked, bragging like men do.
My wife, Janet, still was her friend. Dina was a needy lost soul at times, and when Dan dropped dead from a heart attack, Dina was lost and we were there to help with the wake, the funeral and getting her life back on track.
During this time, Jan would rant about how Dina had a friend over the night after Dan died, with him not cold in the grave yet!
Dina is a big woman, like I said, my height, six feet, and about 180, with 44DDs. I know the size because she brags about "her girls." Throws her chest out at every turn. She's also a boozer, half-drunk by Happy Hour, and blown away by 7PM.
About a month after Dan's death, Jan sat me down. She was headed to visit her mom for the weekend, so I'd have time for hanging with the guys, watching football, but Jan said I had to help Dina with chores. Dan, apparently, was lax in that department, too.
"Why doesn't she ask one of her Blow Job Buddies? I got my own shit to fix," I replied.
"Well," Jan smirked, "Why don't you ask her for one? She'd love to get her lips around you, Baby!"
She was referring to the night I met Jan. Dina was with her and came on to me before I could even say hello. And Jan knew of my annoyance with Dina, her pushy attitude, her desire for attention.
"Yeah, maybe I will. I won't be getting any action from you!"
"Keep it up and you'll be shut off permanently," she joked.
The next day, Dina greeted me at the door with a big hug. "Oh, Eddie1 Thanks so much for coming over, I know it's ruining your bachelor weekend with the boys, but I'm so helpless without a man around!"
She was cock-eyed already, I could smell the gin. The bleary eyes were overly made up, too much mascara and eye liner, and in the shadows she looked like a hooker. Her huge boobs were busting out of a thin red blouse that plunged down to show a valley of cleavage. And she was sweating! Yuck!
Nobody had installed the window air conditioners and it was now July. That was the first thing I did, plugging them in and getting cold air going, while she padded around behind me, rambling, about how lonely she was and how lucky Jan was to have me.
She fed me beers and I wasn't driving and had no place to go, so I drank hungrily while she kept refilling her own glass.
"So, what next?" I asked for the tenth time.
"I really hate to bother you..." She started off again, "but the rod in my closet gave way." Sure enough, it was loaded with her clothes. At that point, I didn't feel like waiting while she unhooked and removed all those things. A few good-sized screws would hold it if I just lifted, but I needed another set of hands.
"Okay, we both squeeze into the closet, I'll hold the pole up and you screw." As soon as I said it, I wished I hadn't.
She cackled. "Oh, Eddie! I haven't screwed in so long! I hope I remember how!" Her breasts heaved as they almost jumped out.
I smiled. "I'm sure it'll come back to you."