DOING A FRIEND A FAVOR
"So, you don't want to fuck my wife?"
Until he asked, I never realized just how stupid my friend Vince really was.
"Of course I want to fuck your wife. Anyone with a brain and a working dick would kill to get with your wife. She's got be the sexiest, most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on. What I can't understand is why you'd even ask me to get busy with her. Has your dick stopped working? You run out of ammo? Have you lost your mind? What the fuck's your problem?"
Shoving aside his beer, Vince trained his gaze on the floor under his barstool, unable to look me in the eye as he swallowed his pride and admitted how he found himself in such a ridiculous predicament. "I did something really stupid that I shouldn't have done, and I got caught. So, I figure letting Kirsty hook up with someone I know she's always been attracted to, might be a way to make things right."
I was so shocked, I didn't realize how loud I was getting as I raised my voice over the music blasting from the wall-mounted speakers, to tell him what I thought of him screwing around on a sweet, adorable lady, like his wife Kirsty. "What the hell were you thinking fucking around on someone like her? If she were my wife, we'd never get out of bed. I'd been banging her morning, noon and night, so she'd know that she was my whole world. So, what the hell made you decide to stick your dick in some strange?"
He lifted his head and found the courage to glare me down as he shot back, "I lost my head, okay, Mr. Perfect? I know I screwed up. But if you'd consider even spending an hour with her, I would owe you my life. I just don't want to lose her."
He had to be crazy, if he actually thought me hooking up with his wife was going to fix his marriage. But, if this is what he wanted, who was I to say no?
I gotta say, as stupid as this plan was, my dick was already on board, twitching like a bastard in my jeans, just from the thought of sliding between Kirsty's long, shapely legs and banging her till I had screaming my name.
Still not completely convinced, I needed to know how he imagined the two of us were ever going to hook up. "And if I were to agree to do this thing, how the hell would it even work?"
"Kirsty knows I'm sorry enough to do anything to save our marriage, even if it means letting her even the score with someone like you."
I narrowed my eyes on him. "What do you mean, someone like me?"
He looked me up and down. "Well, look at you. You're really good looking, got a nice head of dark hair, you take good of yourself, you're successful. And from what I hear, you really know your way around a woman. Normally, I'd never let you anywhere near my wife, but I'm so desperate I really need you to do this for me."
Though I'd never had any complaints, I still couldn't see how me getting horizontal with his sexy young wife was going to be enough to save his marriage.
"So, you're saying Kirsty knows you're trying to hook us up? And she's okay with it?"
He nodded, his shoulders sagging as he turned his attention back to his beer and started peeling off the label. "You're the only guy she'd ever agree to get with. After the way I fucked up, I can't really blame her. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and all that shit."
I stared off into space, as an image of Kirsty naked on her back, spreading her legs for me filled my head. "So, she's expecting me to drop by?"
"Yeah. She's waiting for you. All you got to do is ring the doorbell and, you know..."
Yeah, all I had to do was get over there and fuck my best friend's wife. A voice in my head kept telling me this was nuts, and there was no way I could ever get naked with my buddy's wife.
But if agreeing to get busy with her was enough to save their marriage, I couldn't really see a way to say no.
**
I'd just barely rang the doorbell, and I was shocked at how fast she flung it open. And holy shit, from the look on her face, Kirsty looked angry enough to rip a guy in half. The way her eyes were flaring, as she raked me over from head to toe, I could tell she was spitting mad.
Small as she was, she grabbed me by my shirt, yanked me into the house, shoved her tongue in my mouth and nearly kissed my face off.
I'd never experienced an angry kiss before, but she was so enraged she was shaking in my arms as she clung to me, desperately exploring my mouth with her tongue, like she was on some kind of weird treasure hunt. But fuck it was hot, and I had no plans to stop her.
Every inch of her was trembling, when she finally pulled back and nodded at the bedroom. "Well, I guess you'd better do whatever you came here to do, Nick, so we can get this thing done."
I put a hand on her shoulder and tipped up her chin, so she'd look at me. "You know there's no going back if we cross the line and do this."
Her bottom lip quivering, she broke down and cried. "Vince doesn't want me. And now you don't want me. What's wrong with me, that would make my husband pay for sex with another woman? And now I can't even talk you into bed. Am I really that repulsive."
"No! You're absolutely gorgeous." When what she'd said suddenly dawned on me, I could hardly believe my ears. "Wait, did you just say that Vince paid for sex?" Now I was angry, when I realized that the little fuck had lied to me.